The Official Wedding of Bookias

[shisteer of nothing much]

*strokes a nearby dragon* Glad to see you've recovered. Hungry at all?

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*climbs up teers throat and hops out of her mouth, covered with slober, takes a look at the dragon then runs away* YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEE!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*grabs Rub with tail and eats him again* Nice try, murderer.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

(HAS HIT 100 POSTS) *pokes fake lightsaber through belly*(aaand gottoa go for tonight)

[lass of something much]

Teer, I liked that one! Spit it out before it brakes!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*belly is unaffected* I like him too. Slightly strange at first, but the flavour grows on you. He tastes a bit like seaweed, with a touch of bacon.

[Tinarandel]

How dare you! Nobeast hurts a taniwha's relatives and lives with the consequences! *eats Rubbadub*
Jared, I unchained you, so you're free to move about as you wish. Doughnuts are still available and, if they do get used up, I can order some more.

*falls down from the wall, gets to feet and bows thankfully* Thank you, @shisteer of nothing much. *pulls out a wand and calls for dragons* Set up a perimeter around the church, my children! Protect the innocents in this hallowed building! *helps myself to doughnuts and cake, while holding out his wand to the others* No more violence here! I will only use this defensively from now on!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gives thumbs up to Jared* No problem, mate.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I need more explosives next time.

[Tinarandel]

*after feasting on doughnuts and cake, waves wand in the air and once again begins magically repairing any damage done to the church.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Flees from topic*
How does this have so many pages! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Come, @Booklover , let us take a trip to the himalayas for a while until this blows over.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Proof right there. Good ship, 7/10

[Sebias of Redwall]

>.> One-Eye, I trusted you.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Sorry, mate.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Squints*

*Buys tickets*