The Official Wedding of Bookias

[lass of something much]

I didn't want to do this but....*poofs Seb, Bookie, and all their stuff into the airport*

[PanopticEmu]

aren't all coded locks pickable, most more easily than a tumbler lock? well, most can be bypassed, anyway

uses plasma cutter to burn through chains

[lass of something much]

No need

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the Bonds of Love stop the poofing from having any effect*

[lass of something much]

The bonds of love are on our side, Seb is trying to save his partner in crime Bookie!

[shisteer of nothing much]

The Bonds of Love will be happy to let them go, once the ceremony is finished. Until then, they need a chaperone.

[lass of something much]

no...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yes. It is dangerous for them to be alone together without another beast supervising. I will nobly volunteer to chaperone the happy couple. *doesn't want to miss out on the Princess Bride quotes*

[lass of something much]

Na, let 'em alone, they can escape on four white houses

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope. 'Twould be immoral behavior to abandon them so.

[Captain Wortshire]

*A.R.S.E.N.E returns from the stratosphere using built-in wingback (after being knocked into the air by Mjolnir) and lands causing a recoil which knocks everyone back*

*walks toward Seb*

Calm thyself fatty-tail, I have been just been given new directives to protect the one called @Sebias of Redwall . It is against my protocol to cause harm to thee

*turns to Seb*

If thou wishest fatty. I can take thee and thy friend-girl to a safe place.

*holds out hand*

What sayest thou?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*accidentally falls asleep and crushes A.R.S.E.N.E.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Aww. Thanks everyone! (The ones who were helping me escape,of course.  ) The help is appreciated!

*A.R.S.E.N.E returns from the stratosphere using built-in wingback (after being knocked into the air by Mjolnir) and lands causing a recoil which knocks everyone back*

*walks toward Seb*

Calm thyself fatty-tail, I have been just been given new directives to protect the one called @Sebias of Redwall . It is against my protocol to cause harm to thee

*turns to Seb*

If thou wishest fatty. I can take thee and thy friend-girl to a safe place.

*holds out hand*

What sayest thou?

Fatty? *Squints eyes* I... I guess. *Accepts hand* As long as we're both safe.

[Kade Rivok]

There is no safety, nor escape.  You should know that better than anyone else 

[shisteer of nothing much]

*wakes up* Oh no, I appear to have broken Wortshire's strange robot thing. That's a shame.