The Official Wedding of Bookias

[Sebias of Redwall]

*cluelessly watches everything going on without knowing what to do about it.

Heh. Believe it or not, this happens to me quite often, with how fast these topics move and all. 

*cluelessly watches everything going on without knowing what to do about it. Grips wand tighter and stands up.* I don't know what to do anymore... *points wand at the brick wall* Reducto!

*The brick wall explodes into dust. Goes outside and calls for dragons; mounts one of them and flies away from the church, tailed by the other two.* I'm leaving this nonsense behind forever before it gets too far out of hand! Happy marriage, Seb and Bookie! I sincerely hope you enjoy your new life together!

Thanks! *Waves*

[Kade Rivok]

*cluelessly watches everything going on without knowing what to do about it. Grips wand tighter and stands up.* I don't know what to do anymore... *points wand at the brick wall* Reducto!

*The brick wall explodes into dust. Goes outside and calls for dragons; mounts one of them and flies away from the church, tailed by the other two.* I'm leaving this nonsense behind forever before it gets too far out of hand! Happy marriage, Seb and Bookie! I sincerely hope you enjoy your new life together!

Don't worry, this definitely won't happen to you.  Definitely.

[lass of something much]

*cluelessly watches everything going on without knowing what to do about it. Grips wand tighter and stands up.* I don't know what to do anymore... *points wand at the brick wall* Reducto!

*The brick wall explodes into dust. Goes outside and calls for dragons; mounts one of them and flies away from the church, tailed by the other two.* I'm leaving this nonsense behind forever before it gets too far out of hand! Happy marriage, Seb and Bookie! I sincerely hope you enjoy your new life together!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[Captain Wortshire]

*Squishy 10% continues to gnaw at Teer's foot*

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Booklover the plane is leaving! We have to go!

[lass of something much]

You're already on the plan, and Bookie is in your arms.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

SOMEONE GRAB ME OUT OF TEER! IT DOESNT FEEL ALL THAT PLEASENT WHEN YOUR UNWINDING SOMEONES INTISTINES TO GET AWAY FROM THEM, oh yeah, i forgot to tell you teer, im unwinding your intestines.

[lass of something much]

*poofs Rub out and thwacks him on the head with a frying pan*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*groans* ooaaagghhh..., vy is da floor spinning- OH NO!- the whole hall is spinning- now its rushing up at me! *falls unconsious on the floor*

[lass of something much]

*looks a little guilty*

[Captain Wortshire]

*Squishy 10% uses Crunch on Teer's foot*

It is not very effective

[shisteer of nothing much]

*cluelessly watches everything going on without knowing what to do about it. Grips wand tighter and stands up.* I don't know what to do anymore... *points wand at the brick wall* Reducto!

*The brick wall explodes into dust. Goes outside and calls for dragons; mounts one of them and flies away from the church, tailed by the other two.* I'm leaving this nonsense behind forever before it gets too far out of hand! Happy marriage, Seb and Bookie! I sincerely hope you enjoy your new life together!

No! Why would he leave us? Why would my cousins betray me like this? @Tinarandel , you also forgot your doughnuts. Should we eat them, or are you going to come back for them?

[Captain Wortshire]

*Squishy 10% decides to rest*

[Sebias of Redwall]

You're already on the plan, and Bookie is in your arms.

Oh. That works.  *Whistles a waiter over* Oi! I'd like two bags of popcorn please. *Pulls out camera* I bugged the wedding, so we can see what's going on. *Cackles*

[lass of something much]

*runs around fake yelling* Oh dear! Where could that....mouse guest have gone! This is very bad!