The Official Wedding of Bookias

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*kicks the arsene dude out of the plane, grabs the throttle, and divebombs....*ominous music*
(by the way, whhat does arsene stand for)

[Captain Wortshire]

(by the way, whhat does arsene stand for)

Automatic Robotic Systematic Eradicator Number Eleven

*A.R.S.E.N.E units burst in, grabs a passenger, then flies off to safe area*

[lass of something much]

*goes back to drawing*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*the plane crashes with seb and bookie in it, but not before rub, jumps out with a parachute*
(yes, i know, i'm evil... )

[Captain Wortshire]

*A.R.S.E.N.E units burst in, grabs a passenger, then flies off to safe area*

*the A.R.S.E.N.E units, have evacuated everyone before the plane crashed...*

[lass of something much]

*the plane crashes with seb and bookie in it, but not before rub, jumps out with a parachute*
(yes, i know, i'm evil... )

*poofs all the beasts out before the plane crashes*

[Captain Wortshire]

*A.R.S.E.N.E carry Squishy 50% to the ground*

[Scott McLamok]

*Shoots Rubba's parachute*

[lass of something much]

Why is everybeast being so mean to Rub...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Why is everybeast being so mean to Rub...

(This is how we show our appreciation and affection to friends in the Cellars. I'd have thought you'd know that by now, honestly.  )

[Captain Wortshire]

*Squishy 50% is waiting for something exciting to happen*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sebias is, as well*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Why is everybeast being so mean to Rub...

two reasons
1.

Why is everybeast being so mean to Rub...

(This is how we show our appreciation and affection to friends in the Cellars. I'd have thought you'd know that by now, honestly.  )

2.  b-be-because everyones just m-mean ta me! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Poor Rubba... But I gave you a great costume! That's gotta count for something.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*transforms into drago*