Hello, Dan.

[lass of something much]

Only to fail at every turn due to the ones he trusted turning on him. 

[Scott McLamok]

Hehehe

[lass of something much]

*Cackles evily*

Hello, Dan.

[Booklover]

The pipes, the pipes are calling...

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches as a pipe searches through a phone book for Dan's number*

Oh no, she's right.

[Booklover]

C'est ne pas une pipe.

It is not a pipe. It is just a picture of a pipe.

[Russa Nodrey]

Are you trying to tell me that my own eyes are telling me falsehoods?

[Booklover]

No. I'm trying to speak bad French.

Should have been 'Ce n'est pas une pipe'. Not even certain if 'pipe' is feminine or not.

Which is kind of embarrassing, since I was in a French lesson when I posted that.

[Ally046]

Oof. 

[Flib Bigboat]

No. I'm trying to speak bad French.

Should have been 'Ce n'est pas une pipe'. Not even certain if 'pipe' is feminine or not.

Which is kind of embarrassing, since I was in a French lesson when I posted that.

no, it's 'Ceci n'est pas une pipe'. Don't forget your Ceci's, young un.

[Booklover]

Je suis plus âgé que vous.

(I am older than you, if my French of questionable quality is not convincing enough.)

And I was saying 'it', not 'this' on purpose.

Also:

Apple apple

[Flib Bigboat]

Fun fact: I cannot speak a word of French. I also can't read, pronounce, write, translate, or do anything with French. Except eat French fries, on the rare occasions that we bring home food from a drive-through at restaraunts because we don't want to eat inside because of the weird things we have to do (like wear masks and be six feet apart from other people and be inside a tent like gypsy moth caterpillars and all that stuff.)
Whew, that was quite a post.

[Ally046]

Really now.

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I just wanted to say,

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Hello, Dan.

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[Flib Bigboat]

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Hello, Dan.

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Kia ora, Dan.

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Ciao, Dan.

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Su cu'gar, Dan.

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Aloha, Dan.

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Salve, Dan.

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Koni'chi'wa, Dan.

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Hola, Dan.

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Guten morgan, Dan.

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God dag, Dan.

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Dobro dosli, Dan.

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(And don't nobody ask me what languages these are in, because I forgot.)

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[Ripred the Gnawer]

You forgot to say it in penguish! YOU FORGOT THE PENGUINS!!!!!!! How could you???! My latin teacher has alligators in his back yard O.O and an otter .