The Reaction Game

[Booklover]

Poor Southern Hemisphere people.
WWYRB if you were transported into your favourite book?

[Kade Rivok]

It'd be really cool until I eventually died since I, nor anyone, would in their right mind label myself as a fighter.

WWYRB if you favorite book suddenly started fusing with our current world?

[Booklover]

While I wait for you to post a question, what is your favourite book?

Wow. So that's what my subconscious thinks is my favourite book.

WWYRB if you met all the forum members in real life?

[Kade Rivok]

Awkward silence, most likely.  I'm horrible at making conversation IRL -_-

WWYRB if your pillow talked to you while you slept?

[Booklover]

I'd throw my pillow away so I could actually get some sleep. Actually, I'd keep it so I could have a nice conversation, as long as it didn't stop me sleeping.

WWYRB if you found out you had been born in the Stone Age, then time-travelled to the future?

[Kade Rivok]

"Well, that explains my grossly misshapen features!"

WWYRB if a cat took a liking to you and started following you around?

[Booklover]

I'd try to shoo it away.
WWYRB if you were forced to eat your least favourite food?

[Kade Rivok]

Reactions would likely include emptying the contents of my stomach upon whoever was forcing this upon me.

WWYRB if the cat that had taken a liking to you and was following you around also happened to be a tiger?

[Booklover]

I'd probably scream.

WWYRB if your favourite character was real?

[Kade Rivok]

I'd probably scream.

WWYRB if you least favorite character was real?

[Booklover]

Wow. So that's what my subconscious thinks is my least favourite character.

Then:

I'd probably scream.

Given that said character is probably trying to take over the world, and if it's who I think it might be, they have magic, runes and super strength, or they're immortal with at least one of the above. Alternatively, it might be a 'good' character who I just happen to hate. In that case, I'd reread Inkheart.

WWYRB if you wrote a book and it got published?

[Kade Rivok]

I'd probably scream.

...but out of joy!

WWYRB if you noticed that a cloud in the sky seemed to be following you?

[Verdauga]

I'd be happy that something is going well. After all,

Every silver lining has its cloud. 

What would your reaction be if you heard a demented red-clothed plumber is on the loose near a turtle sanctuary?

[Kade Rivok]

I'd be like "Drat, I've been found out!"

WWYRB if silver linings had clouds rather than clouds having silver linings?

[Verdauga]

"You're telling me that knife set is a weather machine?"

What would your reaction be if.....*Desperately thinks of something to say.*.....you couldn't dodge?