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THE WRESTLING RING!(or a bar fight)

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One-Eye the wildcat

#285
June 21, 2020, 06:35:10 AM
*rambles drunkenly to my vodka*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#286
June 21, 2020, 06:36:16 AM
*Your vodka turns to blood*
*The glass shatters*
Better. He was being too loud.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#287
June 21, 2020, 06:41:21 AM
*looks at jarky*

I will snap your spine over my knee if you mess with my vodka again.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#288
June 21, 2020, 06:42:08 AM
*backs toward the door*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#289
June 21, 2020, 06:44:57 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 21, 2020, 06:41:21 AM
*looks at jarky*

I will snap your spine over my knee if you mess with my vodka again.
You don't have vodka anymore. Only blood.
You also don't have a knee anymore. Only blood.
My spine is self-repairing and fully automated. *Turns back to the TV on the ceiling and asks nonchalantly for somebody to mop up the blood*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#290
June 21, 2020, 06:48:43 AM
I will now initiate sleep. Goodnight!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

shisteer of nothing much

#291
June 21, 2020, 08:19:59 AM
*obligingly mops up blood, not being able to remember what I was doing before*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#292
June 21, 2020, 02:12:16 PM
*Shakes head.*
This is why I abhor the stuff.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#293
June 21, 2020, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 21, 2020, 03:03:10 AM
*a stray bullet shatters my glass of vodka*

...

Whoever did that, prepare to die.
There is only one thing I can say to that:
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Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 21, 2020, 03:43:29 AM
*mumbles something about a duck*
There is also only one thing I can say. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#294
June 23, 2020, 01:32:03 AM
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#295
June 23, 2020, 05:02:38 AM
Maybe because you drank it?
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#296
June 23, 2020, 05:14:06 AM
*wakes up with a bullet in upper arm*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#297
June 23, 2020, 05:14:46 AM
*quickly removes the bullet and clamps a clean handkerchief over the wound*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Captain Wortshire

#298
June 23, 2020, 03:09:34 PM
*mumbles something about brandy*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Scott McLamok

#299
June 23, 2020, 07:26:17 PM
*Starts sharpening  all his knives*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.
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