Forum Memes!

[Sebias of Redwall]

(*Frowns from Heaven* Anywho, now someone needs to update the funeral thread...)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Wipes a nonexistent tear from my eye*

See you in hellgates, comrade.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
as I entered heaven's door,
not by the beauty of it all
nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in heaven
who made me sputter and gasp –
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics, the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.
Uncle Bill, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.
"And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber – give me a clue."
"Hush, child," said he, "they're all in shock.
No one thought they would see you."

[shisteer of nothing much]

That's kinda sad.

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Just wait 'till you get up here.  *Bounces on cloud*)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

...

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sends showers of rain*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Okay. Well then.

Time for revenge!!!!!


Come and meet your death, Gutless austrailian rip offs!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*points at @PanopticEmu * Get him.

[Sebias of Redwall]

(*Eats popcorn and watches intently* This should be good. Hey, guys, check this out!)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Sadly, Pano was killed a week ago. He slipped on a bananna peel and fell of a conveniently placed cliff. Truly tragic.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh dear.

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Oh dear... *Looks around and realizes Pano isn't up here with the cool kids* O.O Oh dear.)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

So, I guess you'll have to fight me yourself.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Hides in a corner*