Sirius' Crazy, Coocoo, Mad Scientist Lab

[Sebias of Redwall]

A white tall, dome shaped lab leers up into the sky. Through the windows could be seen piles upon piles of tools, engine parts, chemicals, and many different things. An chemical explosion suddenly rocks the ground and a hairy, scary, quite ordinary mad scientist comes stumbling out, his floppy hair and coat covered in a purple-ish substance. "Oh. Hello there. Welcome to the lab of Doctor Sirius." *Waves* "Come in, come in. I can show you around if you'd like. I don't often get visitors. Most of them only come as experiments, and any others flee in terror. But anyway, come in! I shall put on a kettle for tea!"

[lass of something much]

*flees in terror*

[Sebias of Redwall]

No, wait! Come back! I could use you for an experiment! Doesn't that sound fun?

[lass of something much]

*pulls at thread door*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Er, those things are indestructible, I'm afraid.

[lass of something much]

*frantically looks for an exit*

[Captain Wortshire]

*feels at home in topic*

[lass of something much]

O.O

[shisteer of nothing much]

*marches into topic wearing a suit and holding a clipboard* Excuse me but, according to clause number 364 of act 9, all chemicals must be tested for safety on a human participant. Our records don't show any proof of your establishment having followed these requirements, so I'm here to update said records.

[Kade Rivok]

*Pokes out from behind Teer.*  Update said records!

[Captain Wortshire]

What is that you said?

[lass of something much]

That is still terrifying...,

[Sebias of Redwall]

*marches into topic wearing a suit and holding a clipboard* Excuse me but, according to clause number 364 of act 9, all chemicals must be tested for safety on a human participant. Our records don't show any proof of your establishment having followed these requirements, so I'm here to update said records.

Nah. The Supreme Court gave me complete jurisdiction over this lab. So if anything, we'd need to update on who gave you permission to trespass.  But feel free to stay! I have some homemade cookies in the back! All of you may take one or two if you'd like. I wouldn't advice touching anything other than those, though. Unless you'd like to be zapped, exploded, or many other things that could happen.

[Kade Rivok]

So... whatcha do here?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*accidentally breaks something* *hides behind Kade*