Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[Luftwaffles]

I love the lizard and the penguins here.

[shisteer of nothing much]

The penguins are definitely great. Not sure I've met the lizard, though. When did he get here?

[Luftwaffles]

Well played

Now, cook dinner.

[shisteer of nothing much]

It's already being done. My main 'chores', besides administration stuff, is the drinks and answering the door. I coordinate everything, but most of what's done here is taken care of by the other servants.

[Luftwaffles]

Awww, but I want to boss YOU around.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, fortunately, being in the business of hospitality, it's my job to help guests be comfortable and enjoy their visit, so you may inform me should you need anything, and I will do my best to see your needs are met.

[Luftwaffles]

Sounds great.

May you set fire to the unsightly overgrowth near the ladyship's prized garden? It sores the eyes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zetz fire tae more curtainz*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*puts the fire out*

Sounds great.

May you set fire to the unsightly overgrowth near the ladyship's prized garden? It sores the eyes.

... That's the gardener.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zetz ze gardener'z 'air on fire*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the gardener is unhappy*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Chezhire Weasel grin*

[Luftwaffles]

Who IS the gardener?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Chauncey Gardner

'e loikez tae vatch.

[Luftwaffles]

*Glares*.