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Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

Started by shisteer of nothing much, June 10, 2020, 11:09:42 PM

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Luftwaffles

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:19:38 AM*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?

I'm surprised you were hired at all. You are terrible at this.
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shisteer of nothing much

Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 04:43:57 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:19:38 AM*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?

I'm surprised you were hired at all. You are terrible at this.
*narrows eyes* You realise this means war?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:44:50 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on October 29, 2024, 04:43:57 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:19:38 AM*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?

I'm surprised you were hired at all. You are terrible at this.
*narrows eyes* You realise this means war?

Of course.

Bring it on, runt!
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shisteer of nothing much

You do realise, here and now, I am no runt? This is the Cellars, my friend, not Discord. You have no idea what I'm capable of.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 04:50:52 AMYou do realise, here and now, I am no runt? This is the Cellars, my friend, not Discord. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Likewise.

Tread very carefully, my dear.
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shisteer of nothing much

A light breeze begins, and grows rapidly until *whoosh*, then scene changes to a large tennis court. The sun is blotted out as, before your eyes, the innocent, peaceful looking butler in front of you spreads her wings, seemingly growing larger until the world becomes dark as night. With a deafening roar and a burst of flame, the taniwha serves the ball, hard and fast.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 05:20:42 AMA light breeze begins, and grows rapidly until *whoosh*, then scene changes to a large tennis court. The sun is blotted out as, before your eyes, the innocent, peaceful looking butler in front of you spreads her wings, seemingly growing larger until the world becomes dark as night. With a deafening roar and a burst of flame, the taniwha serves the ball, hard and fast.

Defiant (and clearly annoyed by this uprising of the servants), Waffles takes a step back, then swings the racket with all his might, like that Prince of Gracian that made up the shortness of his sword with the sharpness of his wit, and hits the discount lizard straight in the snout.
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shisteer of nothing much

#292
*shakes head in surprise as the ball bounces away, ignored as the impudent speck of an opponent bumps nose instead of playing the game*
...
*sneezes*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 06:03:15 AM*shakes head in surprise as the ball bounces away, ignored as the impudent speck of an opponent bumps nose instead of playing the game*
...
*sneezes*

Waffles picks the ball back up and does a backhanded serve as the cheap Halloween thingy reacts.
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shisteer of nothing much

Ah, I see. 'Twas merely a ruse. How cunning.
*hits the ball back*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

*Does his best Roger Federer impression, then trips on his own feet*.
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shisteer of nothing much

It was a worthy attempt. *thanks the penguin that brings the ball back, then gives a light toss and hits it hard over the net*
See if you can do better, my friend. If you get this point, you'll still lose but it won't be utter humiliation.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

Wait... since when do we have penguins? That's so cool.

Anyway... *gently hits the ball back, just a few inches out of your reach*. I think that's 15-0.
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shisteer of nothing much

*hits the ball back with the spare racket held by tail*
Not sure how you're counting. So far the score is 2-0, but it's about to be 3-0.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Luftwaffles

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 29, 2024, 06:44:23 AM*hits the ball back with the spare racket held by tail*
Not sure how you're counting. So far the score is 2-0, but it's about to be 3-0.

You are cheating!

... I like it.

*Grabs second racket from penguin*.
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