Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Please use your manners. I'm a butler, not a slave. Also, you'll need to elaborate a little. There are many kinds of Corn in this forum.

[Luftwaffles]

Please use your manners. I'm a butler, not a slave. Also, you'll need to elaborate a little. There are many kinds of Corn in this forum.

You are both of those things.

Corn, the mistress of the house.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Noo, I believe you're mistaken. I will pass on your message that you wish to see my mistress.

[Luftwaffles]

Thank you.

You are a sweetie.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I know.

@Cornflower MM, the Dishwasher wants to chat.

[Luftwaffles]

I know.

@Cornflower MM, the Dishwasher wants to chat.

The WHAT? >.>

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is much to busy talking to Corn, far away on the other side of the mansion*

[Luftwaffles]

*is much to busy talking to Corn, far away on the other side of the mansion*

Get back here.

*Drags you back*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is not dragged, but a penguin helpfully rings the bell to alert me that my presence is required. Returns*
Deepest apologies, sir. You need something?

[Luftwaffles]

Is that penguin Rosie? Cuz it feels like it is.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope, that's George.

[Luftwaffles]

Hi, George.

Kick out Teer, please.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*George smiles, shakes his head and walks away to make more tea*

Sorry, the penguins are helpful, but they can't really deal with complex commands, and their legs are a bit short for convenient kicking.

[Luftwaffles]

>.>!!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

... Do you need anything, or should I get back to passing your message on to Corn?