Scott's Bounty Hunter Services

[lass of something much]

Aw man, it didn't work when I tried to get the bounty hunter to kill me! Now he does it free??

[Ally046]

*Removes Ally from the premises.*

*Struggles violently*

[Scott McLamok]

*Pulls out a 1911 and shoots Kade in the foot* Do that again and I will send out the shaving droid!

Aw man, it didn't work when I tried to get the bounty hunter to kill me! Now he does it free??

Yeah. *Shoots Ally twice and holsters his pistol epicc western style* Done. Next customer?

[Ally046]

*Dies with a lingering smile*

[Scott McLamok]

*Saves progress so Verd or Kade can't do anything*

[Kade Rivok]

*Was actually already gone along with Ally, as previously stated*

[Scott McLamok]

Fine.

*Loads up his previous save*

*Pulls out a 1911 and shoots Ally thrice and holsters his pistol*

Done.

*Saves his progress*

[Ally046]

*Dies with a lingering smile*

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm just gonna... *Revives Ally*

[Ally046]

Voicemail: "I'm sorry, Ally046 is not available at the moment. Please try again when life doesn't suck."

[Verdauga]

*plot twist! Kade and Ally were already gone in the previous savefile!*

[Ally046]

Y'all really tryna make me go aboot this another way?

[Verdauga]

We're trying to make you not go about it at all.

[Ally046]

Well Ig that sucks for you.

[Kade Rivok]

*Shoves Ally in his fluff while also being gone somewhere else*  Hush now and be happy in the fluff.