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[Kade Rivok]

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[Sebias of Redwall]

*Headbutts the pomegranate and smashes it* *Grabs a tree and hurls it at Teer's eye*

May I spar with a mate?

Sure! Join the fun!  It looks like Teer finally struck the first blow. Otherwise, I was tempted to rent out this sparring topic anyway. 

*eye absorbs the tree and becomes a powerful air cleansing ray, purifying oxygen wherever it looks*

*bombards Seb with two thousand, five hundred words from a poorly written story*

How dare you throw my own story at me. 

*Whacks Teer with @Jarky Thistlebrush*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oof.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*absorbs Jarky* I don't even know what that'll do to me.

*begins bashing Seb with the afore mentioned, half dead spell checker*

[Kade Rivok]

Uh... I don't think you should've done that.  Also, since when do you "absorb"?

*Headbutts the pomegranate and smashes it* *Grabs a tree and hurls it at Teer's eye*

May I spar with a mate?

Sure! Join the fun!  It looks like Teer finally struck the first blow. Otherwise, I was tempted to rent out this sparring topic anyway. 

*eye absorbs the tree and becomes a powerful air cleansing ray, purifying oxygen wherever it looks*

*bombards Seb with two thousand, five hundred words from a poorly written story*

How dare you throw my own story at me. 

*Whacks Teer with @Jarky Thistlebrush*

I'm impressed, both at what you just did, and at your lack of fear for what's to come 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

O.O*retreats*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chops off Teer's nails with Stormbreaker* *Throws Eb at Teer as well*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Also, that was my story I threw at you. The Grey Warlord is brilliant.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*screams and looses an arrow at Seb in midair*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*catches Eb and sets her down gently, laughing at the pathetic efforts to cut nails* That thing is tiny, Seb. You won't be able to get anywhere with it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Also, that was my story I threw at you.

Nah. Couldn't be.

*screams and looses an arrow at Seb in midair*

*Arrow nicks ear* *Turns to Eb and growls*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Also, that was my story I threw at you.

Nah. Couldn't be.

It is!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Also, that was my story I threw at you.

Nah. Couldn't be.

*screams and looses an arrow at Seb in midair*

*Arrow nicks ear* *Turns to Eb and growls*

*growls back*

[Verdauga]

Why the teleportation?

It's a little tough to tackle him out, you see.

*Teleportation around the Kades, as previously stated, is unavailable.*

He's trying to powerplay, 'cause he thinks that's how I need to be "handled" 

That's how you handle, so why not?
Also, nah.

I do believe both Wort and I are doing the same thing, as are you, and you only blame me, huh?  Hmmm.

And before you say you let things happen, you only let things happen that you want to let happen.  Anytime something happens that you don't want to happen, you try and teleport things away.  Just saying.

Wort was only copying you buudy
And yeah, I teleport, but that isn't powerplaying. (Neither is dodging, by the way) bud disabling it is. I don't have impenetrable scales or fluff that stops every blow either. Those are more annoying than anything else.

*Realizes the topic has changed.*
That was quick.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hey, my scales are simply a way of stopping other beasts' powerplaying. If somebeast legitimately lands a blow, I'll take it.

On most threads.