The Wedding of Rubbarky Thistledub!

[Kade Rivok]

...Ow.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*instantly releases him*...sorry.

[Kade Rivok]

*Passes out from blood loss.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

For Pete's sake, it was just a little nip! It shouldn't have bled at all.

[Kade Rivok]

*Blood spurts, like, everywhere.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*tears headband off head and binds it around Kade's paw*

[Kade Rivok]

Headband?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Like, a bandanna.

[Kade Rivok]

I more meant this is the first I've heard of you wearing one 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oh. Well, now you know. *finishes binding Kade's paw and smiles apologetically* Sorry, by the way. I didn't realise I could cause that much damage. Funny, isn't it? When I try to hurt you, my efforts are ineffective and yet when I try to nip harmlessly at your paw suddenly it's blood, blood, blood.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Eb, I think your husband is blind. He has the need to hear things. Why did he not simply see them?

Also, I was NOT lying.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Suit yourself.

[Kade Rivok]

Eb, I think your husband is blind. He has the need to hear things. Why did he not simply see them?

Also, I was NOT lying.

I see a tiny little dra- taniwha, I do.

Oh. Well, now you know. *finishes binding Kade's paw and smiles apologetically* Sorry, by the way. I didn't realise I could cause that much damage. Funny, isn't it? When I try to hurt you, my efforts are ineffective and yet when I try to nip harmlessly at your paw suddenly it's blood, blood, blood.

It's because I let my guard down.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No dra-!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oh. Well, now you know. *finishes binding Kade's paw and smiles apologetically* Sorry, by the way. I didn't realise I could cause that much damage. Funny, isn't it? When I try to hurt you, my efforts are ineffective and yet when I try to nip harmlessly at your paw suddenly it's blood, blood, blood.

It's because I let my guard down.

Riiiight.