LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE OLD WELL!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Little Timmy fell doon ze auld vell! But az it zae 'appenz, 'e really loikez it doon zere. 'e 'az a T.V. und a fridge und 'e'z ava from 'iz evil ztep-parentz zae pleaze dinnae rezcue 'im!

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Und zere iz actually quoite a lot o' room doon in ze auld vell. It 'az many different roomz, multiple telliez zae everybeazt doon zere can vatch different zin'z, lotz o' furniture zuch az chairz und zofaz, a very vell-ztocked kitchen, und crovdz o' ozer ztuff tae boot. Enjoy!

*Pullz oot a bottle o' Irn-Bru und relaxez in a recloiner*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Huh. *Crawls down into the well* This looks interesting. *Cracks open a Rot Beer (Not a Root Beer, there is a difference).*

[The Skarzs]

*Fills the well with water so everyone trapped inside can just float to the surface.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Aww, Skar, that's so boring tho!

[Kade Rivok]

*Drinks all the water, hoping he didn't accidentally swallow anything (or anybeast) else.*

I am very full.  I sleep now.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pays for the well to be restored*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze vell 'az excellent filtration zyztemz zae ze vater didnae really dae anyzin'*

*Continuez drinkin' 'iz Irn-Bru*

[Verdauga]

Filtration systems don't do that...

[Russa Nodrey]

I think the well is offended that you're calling it old. It's still young at heart.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Indeed. *Pats well wall*

[Kade Rivok]

*Is currently sleeping and sorta resembles a fluffy water bed.*

[The Skarzs]

I was only trying to help!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Filtration systems don't do that...

Ziz vone daez!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Filtration systems don't do that...

Verdauga, dear, don't be a wet blanket.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*quietly reads on the coffee table*