Seborg's Hall of Reckoning

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed.  And you just said it.  When Verdauga was going to be turned, you said it felt like your heart was breaking.  That's the real you, the you that the cyborgs want to destroy.  The you that is able to care.  To love.

[shisteer of nothing much]

What? Who's trying to destroy me? And what's happening to Verdauga?

Oh for goodness sake! Teer, get your body to stop being stupid.

But pain is not good. It hurts and it's unpleasant. And... if Verdauga becomes a cyborg we can be happy together forever. Seborg loves us. That's why he wants to make us happy. We can still love when we're cyborgs.

What is my body doing this time and who's controlling it?

[Kade Rivok]

(Let's just say that I was saying that out loud as well, so I don't have to repeat myself  )

[The Skarzs]

No.  His version of peace involves no emotion, no feeling.  No happiness.

What kind of life is that to live?  I'd rather be dead.

It's worked well enough for me.

[Kade Rivok]

You won't be able to enjoy squishing.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Do you want to become a cyborg, Skarzs? It's a wonderful life.

Teer, please fix this.

I... *tries again to take control* can't. The system has gone into shutdown and I can't get to the control center to start it up again.

[The Skarzs]

Do you want to become a cyborg, Skarzs? It's a wonderful life.

I'm wondering if I am already or not. . .

[Kade Rivok]

Do you want to become a cyborg, Skarzs? It's a wonderful life.

Teer, please fix this.

I... *tries again to take control* can't. The system has gone into shutdown and I can't get to the control center to start it up again.

I believe my ambassador is still there.  He can probably help you out.

I am indeed.  Tell me what I need to do.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I don't actually know how to get passed this problem. The control center is full of steel. I think it was poured in and filled completely.

[The Skarzs]

Kade, you're just switching outfits and accents. Do you have split personality disorder?

[shisteer of nothing much]

(We all do)

Teer, why did you get us into this mess in the first place?

[Kade Rivok]

Kade, you're just switching outfits and accents. Do you have split personality disorder?

You hush, you can't hear us.

I don't actually know how to get passed this problem. The control center is full of steel. I think it was poured in and filled completely.

*Whips out enchanted fork.*  This should help.  It usually does.  *Begins magic-ing the steel out of the control center.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

(I kind if feel like that's... too easy. Kinda boring. Then again, it could cause extreme pain and the eventual death of me, so I guess it's not so boring)

*extreme agony shoots through body, pulsing and thumping in a steady stream. The cyniwha lets out a scream of agony and falls to the ground, writhing in place*

*screams and squeezes eyes shut, slowly sinking back into unconsciousness from the pain*

*grits teeth to keep from crying out* Stop!

[Kade Rivok]

(So how do YOU suggest we deal with an entire room that has been filled with steel?)

[The Skarzs]

Only I know how, and I'm not telling. I like her better this way.