Defend Your Staff Member - The Sequel

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'll go with Daniel.

[Captain Tammo]

With Tammo's lack of staff status, he has now been (very tragically) eliminated from the roster, and his base has been abandoned....
Also, shut up, @Captain Tammo ; )

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I'll fight on Dann's team 

[Scott McLamok]

I am with Jukka!

[Kade Rivok]

I'M GONNA WRECK IT

[Scott McLamok]

@Rosie Willowwater  Der has been a change!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Alright, all the teams are filled, so now...

*steel barriers around the fighting ground rise up and players are teleported to their positions*

Fight!!

[Scott McLamok]

*Scott crouched behind a barrier* Seb we need a game plan! We shouldn't
rush team Corn they have power players! Rosie is definitely  the underdog!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Nudges Kade* Who should we go for? We need strategy!
Also, can I have my object?

[Verdauga]

We need something dangerous, like a pool noodle. Can you help us out @DanielofRedwall ?

[Kade Rivok]

*Nudges Kade* Who should we go for? We need strategy!
Also, can I have my object?

*Is nudged.*  I think we're duty bound to go after Seb and Scott first, since they're two of the main Corndauga backers.  That makes them natural enemies of our team!

*Runs up a ramp and onto a platform just in front of Team Corn's starting location and calls out across the field to Verdauga and Teer*  Hey, do you two wanna help us crush the Corndauga supporters?

[Rosie Willowwater]

A helicopter slices through the air above the grounds, with the captain hurling items at full speed towards the unsuspecting fighters.

Randomized Item Selection

@Verdauga - An ball of infinite blue yarn
@shisteer of nothing much - A laser pointer with 7 fantaaaastic color choices! (batteries included)
@Sebias of Redwall - A pet turtle with expert navigation capabilities (can speak English, but only when in the presence of fellow aquatic animals)
@Scott McLamok - A... watermelon?
@Kreg - A miniature version of the game Hungry Hungry Hippo but with real Hippos
@Amarith Waterspring - 20 foam pit squares
@Kade Rivok - A beginner's origami making set
@Jarky Thistlebrush - A bucket filled with bouncy balls
@Captain Wortshire - A 5 foot tall duck plushie
@Captain Tammo - A box of 12 impenetrable Batman bandaids

[close]

[Kreg]

*Starts screaming because a 20 foam pit squares are falling me from the sky and gets bonked in the head with the hungry hungry hippo game* "H-hey, Ami, where'd you go? Wait, I GOT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS AS MY WEAPON?? Ugh."  *Gets up and walks to a platform next to Rosie's protective cage and st plays HHH with myself.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wow, immediate betrayal.

Huh, remind me never to choose Seb for my team.

Mm-hmm. Note how I posted in green. 

*Grabs pet turtle* Cool! Let's get 'em, Scott!

*Scott crouched behind a barrier* Sebias, we need a game plan! We shouldn't
rush team Corn they have power players! Rosie is definitely  the underdog!

Good point. Hmm. I say we... trick them with a sneaky plan. *Whispers sneaky plan into Scott's ear*

[Captain Wortshire]

*rips a hole into the duck plushie, crawls into it, waddles over to the corner of the arena, and sits in place*

[Kade Rivok]

*Sees this occur from his spot on top of a platform just across from the captain team.*

...Huh.