Wort's Moving Fortress - Update Patch 2.0

[Captain Wortshire]

*Necronomicon grabs Scott and tosses him over the wall*

[Scott McLamok]

*Was inside a room so the statement above could not have happened*

[Captain Wortshire]

*was being held by Necronomicon, so Scott's previous two statements could not have happened*

(Plus, it would take more than a crowbar to pry open the 2 ton metal door...)

[Verdauga]

*Is sleeping on the roof, Snoopy-style.*

[Captain Wortshire]

With a whir and clank, the fortress gets up, and begins it's way to a new location...

Ĺ̴̩̫͕͈̕̚͜͠͝à̴̛͔͍̯͔̜̅̀̈́͊͝d̵͔̘̄̊͊̒͊͠i̷͉̗͓͖̋e̷̡̥͎͉̋́͆̄̈́̚͠s̵͈̭͔̤̳͐̐͑̅̕͜ ̷̡̡̙̝̳͖̤̃͝a̴̢̳͈͙͓͛̃͋͒̚n̸̳͖̪̖̯̎̉̈̅̏̚d̷̠͎̆̐̇̔̌̈͘ͅ ̴̡̗́̅͌͋̂̂̕g̸͙͈̾̓̓͌̾̚̕e̴͚͓̠͇͙̞͗̃́́̎̊̃n̴̪͒̎̍͗͐͐̕t̸̢̞̲̣̩͍̄ļ̶̢͕͚̭͚̼̌͂̋͝é̸̦͇͕̬͍̒̄́͝ͅm̷̮͉͍̼͗͗́̀͝ͅë̶̹͕̝̦̫͈̱́͗̓̓̑͝͝ṉ̶̨̞̣̥́͛͆͐̚,̷͓̓̚ ̴͉̮̯̯͘p̸̹͋ͅl̵̝̰̲̻̈́̈́̅͑͗ê̴̟̈́̓̚ą̷̨̲̟̰͖̎s̷̭̱̘̀͛ě̶̜͍͉̔͝ ̴̼̊̂͜ķ̸̘͈̫̓̀̇̄̌é̴̘̥̭̖̬͙̈́e̶̻̣̅̔̀̀͜p̶̧̳̅ ̶̢̫̘̩̣̍̾̾̿̇̈́͘y̷̧͖̋o̸͚̼͇̖̜̐͒̐́͑͌̉ū̶̯̌̀̇r̷̯̈́ ̵̨̗͇̳̠̦̐̄h̸̛̺̳̝͓̀̽̅̈́͘a̸̧̳͈͊͌͒̌̎͊͘ͅṅ̵̢̰̻͇̜̤͐̽̍ͅd̸̤̫̺̈͂̕̚s̷̹̭̽̀̕͝,̵͉́̉̾̃͝ͅ ̶̜̟̪̃̈̐a̴͍̯͛̽̍̃̕ř̴̨̭͇͆̄͘͠m̴̟̠̥͈̞͔͂͝ͅs̷̱̬̽͒̂̃́ ̷̣͎̣̤͓͛̓͗͌̒a̸̢̖̙͉̟̙͚̅͐̓̍̕n̷̰͔͓̂̽͒̂͜ḑ̵͙͕̼̈́̏ ̴̠̎̍a̴̲̱̓͐̌̅͠͠c̸̺̬̖̞̀̓̈̊̀c̴͇͔̬̬̘̭̗̏͗͂͆̎̅e̸̘̎́̿s̸̜̫̉̉̈̕s̵̟̙̬̻̥͊͑͗̓͘õ̶͚̫̠̣͜r̷̻̠̾̈́̍͋̎̐͘ï̴̳̭͑ȩ̵͓͙̭̰̅͗́̕͝s̴̱̝̮͠ ̸͇̬̤̂̆͆̐͂̀w̶̪̑͐̎̂̈͘i̷͉̗̖̮̺͙̰̊t̸̜̣̯̤̗͖͛̀̐̾̋̾͜h̶̗͕̫̹͐͒́͑̉͂̓ĭ̷̹̹̎͝n̵͓̹̯̥͎̳̄́̌͝ͅ ̵̡̡̩̩͋̂̔̿̃͝ͅt̵̩͚̥͔̬͘h̶̭̮̞̜̐̂͐̂͋̔̚e̵͓͐̾̑͛̇ ̷̬̗̫̣̫̭͐f̴͚̋̇̆ȏ̷̢̈͒́́r̸̖̬̰̓̽̔͒͊̓̚t̸̠͚̞̘̥̝͒̽̉̈́͘̚r̶̨̡̳̯̳͂̋ê̴̡͎̎ş̶̗̳̘́͂̚̕ͅs̴̗̦̮̰̠̖̥̋̈,̴̧͔̞͖͇̩͍̒̔ ̴͓̋͐a̸̧̾͛̄̏͑̏ñ̴̢̞̣̣̦̫̱̎̉́̽̈́̈́d̴͍̋͑̂̈́ ̸̤̤̺͐̌n̷̡͔̰̈́̽̀̈́ö̶̩͉͉͕́̃̓̕ ̵̘̝̭̖̫̄̄͌̋̑̈́̄f̵̛̻̪̍ḷ̴̖̥̪͛̎͒á̸̛͉͖̗̻̖̲̻̊̆̽̏̽s̶͙͖̩̭͎̺̐̑̌̌͐h̸̠̩̔͋̌̄̃͝͝ͅ ̸̺̲̈́̿̓p̶̛͎̰̱͙͕͂ḧ̷͔̝́̈̆͂͂o̶̧̗͕̺͊̈́̔͆̔̚t̸͔̹́̓ò̸͓͓̤͖̝͎̔̈́͘g̸̺̹̱̋̄̕͝r̸͍͋̃̒́̔̀̕a̸̮͎̗̹͗̏́̂p̵͇͎̼̠͕͎̙̆̍̈́̄ẖ̵̡͈͉͍̼̾͌̂͑̕y̷̜̮̮͎̐̔́́͜͝ͅ!̵͍̖͚̰̐͑͆͂̉ͅ ̴͕͍̜̗͐T̸͔̏̏̍̈́͝ḣ̷͈̉̋͌̕a̵̛͍̻͇̘̠̮̽̂̉̓͝͠n̸̡̋͆̉̊̆́̋ḳ̷̳͎͈͔̭͎͊̈́͗͆͘ ̸͍͉̙̺͌y̸̢͖̯̏̐͑̍ŏ̵̙̌͝u̶͔̼͚̜͙̻͖͗̉!̷͈̝̤̬̬̥͆̈́͝͝

Zygarde takes Orthrus back into the fortress and the door shuts...

[Scott McLamok]

*was being held by Necronomicon, so Scott's previous two statements could not have happened*

(Plus, it would take more than a crowbar to pry open the 2 ton metal door...)

Fyne...*Grabs his gun and starts shooting into Necronomicons blue light thingy?*

[Captain Wortshire]

Ỏ̷̗̬̔̄̅ű̸̙̣̠̞͋̊c̷̛͚̹̀́͊̓͜h̶̫̙͕̻̮̃͜,̷̗͚̲̑̍̉͋̚͝ ̵͎̺͈̠͒͐̈d̵̡̔̾͋̆̀ö̶̫̣̮́̌n̷͚̟̅̽͗͊͝'̷̝̙͇̣͆̎͑̉t̴̗́̅̈͑͑͂ ̵͉͚̬̀̋̈͐̾͘h̵͓̳̫̲̐͒̔͠u̴̞̒̿̓ŗ̶̡̨̞̃͠t̷̨͎̖̯̯̔̕̚ ̷͍͍̞͙̰̥̄̿͐͑̅̀ṃ̵͎̬̟͂̊̚ḙ̴̑̆̌͑̅͂,̵̡̛̦̝͍͍͎̎̿̒̅͂ ̴̘͚̼͆̿̆̋̾̄y̶̡̩̎̾̓̑̚͝o̷͚̐͌̐̈́ú̷̝̪̭̫̬͗̈̒ ̷̮̱̺͋̉͋͜m̷̯̖͗̌o̶̹̝̼̐̓͂̈̓͘n̴̲̣͍͇̿͑ͅs̵̰̰̤̼͚̈́͐̍̆͝͠t̷͍̫̖͋̍e̶̪̠̝͚̫̗͒ŗ̵͉͙̞͇̥͛̓̕̕.̶̨͖̪̠͑.̸̫̹̦̑̊͐͠ͅ.̴̗͙̹̦͖͌̓

[Scott McLamok]

Look who's talking! *Smacks Necronomicon with his gun*

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Captain Wortshire]

Ỏ̷̗̬̔̄̅ű̸̙̣̠̞͋̊c̷̛͚̹̀́͊̓͜h̶̫̙͕̻̮̃͜.̶̨͖̪̠͑.̸̫̹̦̑̊͐͠ͅ.̴̗͙̹̦͖͌̓

[lass of something much]

*Is somehow in the fortress, and is feeling very weak for some strange reason*

...I just wanted to have a picnic...

[Scott McLamok]

Ỏ̷̗̬̔̄̅ű̸̙̣̠̞͋̊c̷̛͚̹̀́͊̓͜h̶̫̙͕̻̮̃͜.̶̨͖̪̠͑.̸̫̹̦̑̊͐͠ͅ.̴̗͙̹̦͖͌̓

*Starts chopping off Necronomicons tentacles off with a Darksabre*

[Captain Wortshire]

O̵̰͓͕̰͚͗ư̶͕̓͐̎ͅc̷̪͚̣̭͌h̶̻̲͉͎̻̖́̌̈́,̵̮͑̈́̆̌͝ ̸̮̲̳͚̖̀͌̈́̄͊͝y̵͉͑͛̂ȍ̴̗͔̬̳͉̉͜u̵̗̽̿ ̵̘̖̗̰̌a̸͉̘̦̭͆̓̀r̸͇̳̘͋͛͘͝é̸͍̟̙͌ ̵̦͙̦̮͔̤̾͆̑a̶͇̺͇̋̒ ̸̭̻̲̩̲͈͌̂͠m̶̰̝̜̭̩̊̐̉ö̴̘́̀̋͐̽n̸͓̈̍̄͝s̵͔̤̼̙̠̎͊t̵͈͉̎̅́̄͘ȇ̸̘̞͛̒͘r̸͖̻̫͛͜.̸͓̻̰̟̓̇̋̇̕͠.̶̨̛̮̞̉̈́̕.̷̡̘͖̰̫̒̿̌̽
̸͖͍͚̤͑͛̆͛̍ͅ
̸̡̰̩͚͇̀̉̇́͋͝ͅD̴͚͔͕̼̯̦̆̎̃̕͝a̸̛̛̩̩͚͑̇̀͝r̸̤̕͠k̷̙̳̪̭̉̀͂̐̕͝r̶͉̃̔͗̈͛̕ͅã̶̢̢͚̬͕̙i̶̧̝̟͇̅̃̋̀,̴͕̙͈̥͈̹̒̀͋̾͌ ̶̝̤̮̙͊̈́͒͘͝͝d̵̛̹͕̔̈́̊ĕ̶̡̻͙ả̸͍̬́̄̒̽̆l̸̗̜̮̰̠͕̀̽̈́̔͐͘ ̸̫̜̟̞̙̇̐͝ẁ̸͍̽ị̸̼̥̳̅̀̆́t̸͚̹̳̤̽̃͑͊̓̓h̶̖̬͔̙͚̃͒̏̀͝ ̷̙̩̖̏́̈́ḣ̷̘͖͚̥͕̊͗͌̓͌i̴͚͎͋͘͝m̸̧͔̻̩͗.̷͖̃̈̒͘.̷̱̠̲͝.̶͇̞͖̋̈̑͠

*Darkrai uses Dark Void putting Scott to sleep*

[lass of something much]

Ỏ̷̗̬̔̄̅ű̸̙̣̠̞͋̊c̷̛͚̹̀́͊̓͜h̶̫̙͕̻̮̃͜.̶̨͖̪̠͑.̸̫̹̦̑̊͐͠ͅ.̴̗͙̹̦͖͌̓

*Starts chopping off Necronomicons tentacles off with a Darksabre*

Ew...Ewww....EWWWWW

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*begins making a list of all the book titles in the back hall*