My Execution!

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass squeaks

I needa catch de shiny thing!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drives into thread with my truck*
*Loads up all torturing and punishment devices*
*Drives out, cackling*

[Verdauga]

*Is running beside Seb's truck, pouring gasoline into the tank.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hey! *Swerves at Verdie* Don't you touch my sweet truck!

[Verdauga]

*Is hit by the truck and goes flying for a few feet.*

*Sits up and rubs head.* Bit late for that!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Scowls and pats side of truck* Don't worry. He won't hurt you ever again.

*Turns around and heads back for Verdauga*

[Verdauga]

*Watches the oncoming truck*
This just got dark.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Trucks speeds up*

Spoiler

I was actually coming around to pick you up.  But this way is more exciting.

[close]

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass squeals in frustration

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Turns on music, while still picking up even more speed*

[Verdauga]

*Trucks speeds up*

Spoiler

I was actually coming around to pick you up.  But this way is more exciting.

[close]

Spoiler

Oh, yeah, this way is definitely more Cellars-y

[close]

*Screams, paralyzed in fear.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Presses button and a spiked snowplow grows out of the front of the truck*

[Verdauga]

*Is shocked back into reality.*
Well that's . . . . . bad.

*Stands up and faces my soon-to-be death like a man/ banana duck/ fluffy goat boy/ mouse/ wildcat thing*


*Realizes it's a good thing my pfp's aren't my forum persona.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The truck drives past Verdauga*

[Verdauga]

*Is pulled off balance into the truck's draft and falls over.*