The Wedding of Shiscarzs

[lass of something much]

*Kind of likes the poem*

No. This ship is not going to float. Skarzs is far too heavy.

And to the FPC This goes!

[Russa Nodrey]

@Russa Nodrey would you and Sheev like to surprise us with a nice cake?

Yes! I'll get to work right away.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Teer, can I be your bridesmaid?

[shisteer of nothing much]

I mean, this is not going to happen.

Theoretically, if I was getting married, which I'm not, you would definitely be my bridesmaid.
But, as it is, yeah, nah.

Don't worry, we made the ocean out of mercury, it's much denser than water.

Oh, I see. I suppose that makes it perfectly alright.

I'm still not marrying a lump of rock. Verdauga is perfectly adequate. *hugs Verdauga*

[Cornflower MM]

...

I'm still not marrying a lump of rock.

....

Oooouuuuch. What a burn.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*passes Cornflower a jar of kawakawa ointment* Here, use this.

[shisteer of nothing much]

...

I'm still not marrying a lump of rock.

....

Oooouuuuch. What a burn.

When one is getting shipped, it leaves no room for compassion.

[Verdauga]

Teleports Teer out of the topic.
Es mio. ¿Comprende?

[Kade Rivok]

This is going to be a fantastic wedding, I can already tell.

Welcome everybeast to the wedding!
The church bells are ringing yet again!
Who knows where this topic will be heading?
I think there is a cake around the bend!

Ahem, never mind that. Anyway... *Throws confetti over @shisteer of nothing much and @The Skarzs*

Maybe it will become a beheading.... I don't think you needed to put a space there...

Seb, I'm gonna squish you so hard your head will pop off like a shot from a cannon.

Awesome!  We can have that instead of fireworks.

[Verdauga]

You there. You don't support this, do you?

[The Skarzs]

...

I'm still not marrying a lump of rock.

....

Oooouuuuch. What a burn.

I'll use aloe.

[Kade Rivok]

You there. You don't support this, do you?

I'm simply aiding in the production of the ultimate power couple. 

If you recall, in the machine, I was one that voted for this match.

[Verdauga]

So you do.

Wrong answer.

[Kade Rivok]

 

[Verdauga]

*Teleports Teer out of the thread.*