The Wedding of Shiscarzs

[Russa Nodrey]

* Infant Lass permanently poofs Teer out of the thread

*Organ music stops*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is now in somewhere* Hellooooo?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Can't hear Teer because she is somewhere and I'm elsewhere*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass giggles happily

[Kade Rivok]

*Watches as Skarzs and Teer stand before the podium, waiting to be married.*  What a wonderful pairing they make.

[Sebias of Redwall]

* Infant Lass permanently poofs Teer out of the thread

*Makes portal and throws Teer into it, dropping her by the pulpit*

Do you, Skarzs, take Teer to by your Forum wife?

I do.

And do you, Teer, take Skarzs to be your Forum husband?

Totes, fam!

Then I pronounce you Troll and Taniwha. You may kiss. Or a handshake would work as well.

*Takes of Master Shipper's hat and begins to throw confetti about*

[Kade Rivok]

*Dodges the falling confetti, but still cheers.*  WOOOOOOO!  Another happy couple!

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

Let the celebration commence!

[Booklover]

Since when was this a thing?

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass screams because she is scared of confetti

* Infant Lass permanently poofs Teer out of the thread

*Makes portal and throws Teer into it, dropping her by the pulpit*

*Teer is still out of this topic, and can only come back in if she wishes to*

[shisteer of nothing much]

* Infant Lass permanently poofs Teer out of the thread

*Makes portal and throws Teer into it, dropping her by the pulpit*

Do you, Skarzs, take Teer to by your Forum wife?

I do.

And do you, Teer, take Skarzs to be your Forum husband?

Totes, fam!

Then I pronounce you Troll and Taniwha. You may kiss. Or a handshake would work as well.

*Takes of Master Shipper's hat and begins to throw confetti about*

You sicken me, deceitful one.

[Kade Rivok]

Look how happy she is.  This was a good thing to do.

Since when was this a thing?

Since Seb and I decided it should be so.  The pair are clearly head over heels for each other.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Points finger guns at Kade* Exactly. Though, I do believe that more people than just us two realized the genius behind it.

* Infant Lass permanently poofs Teer out of the thread

*Makes portal and throws Teer into it, dropping her by the pulpit*

Do you, Skarzs, take Teer to by your Forum wife?

I do.

And do you, Teer, take Skarzs to be your Forum husband?

Totes, fam!

Then I pronounce you Troll and Taniwha. You may kiss. Or a handshake would work as well.

*Takes of Master Shipper's hat and begins to throw confetti about*

You sicken me, deceitful one.

Sick on your wedding day? That's not good. *Hands Teer a tissue* Skarzs, my lad, take care of her. *Pats the troll on the shoulder* And Teer... basically don't eat him or anything.

[The Skarzs]

We would make ugly children.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Y'all don't look that ugly.  There's hope.