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Started by Dannflower Reguba, August 20, 2020, 07:31:45 PM

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Dannflower Reguba

August 20, 2020, 07:31:45 PM
*Shuffles super official looking dirty, shredded paper scraps*

Ahem, so you want to help then? That's all well and good, but can you tell me exactly what qualifies you for the position? Cornflower can be pretty picky about these things as we all know.... Please, tell me in detail.

*Leans in super invested...ly*
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

lass of something much

#1
August 20, 2020, 07:43:05 PM
...Maybe if I knew what in arda you were talking about..
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#2
August 20, 2020, 08:28:32 PM
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on August 20, 2020, 07:31:45 PM
*Shuffles super official looking dirty, shredded paper scraps*

Ahem, so you want to help then? That's all well and good, but can you tell me exactly what qualifies you for the position? Cornflower can be pretty picky about these things as we all know.... Please, tell me in detail.

*Leans in super invested...ly*
*Leans back in chair and lets out a burp* Well, I have always had a deep love for food. Speaking of which, I'll have a fish sandwich with some nice pickles on the side. Not too much salt, mind you. Three pickles, just out of the jar. If you need any further details, just ask.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#3
August 20, 2020, 08:36:13 PM
I have great experience in pushing buttons on cue and I get distracted easily by cute things, like my dog or Lassie's drawings.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#4
August 20, 2020, 08:41:26 PM
I have a fortress and an army...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#5
August 20, 2020, 08:54:06 PM
Oh, and a nice drink of Root Beer would make that all go down nicely.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Shadow of Korriban

#6
August 20, 2020, 10:10:49 PM
You want brain power?  I got brain power!  You want swole?  I got swole!  I'm the best man for the job!
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Sebias of Redwall

#7
August 20, 2020, 10:25:30 PM
^Yeah, you can add that to my résumé as well.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#8
August 20, 2020, 10:28:25 PM
I won't eat all your food...
...much...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#9
August 20, 2020, 11:42:20 PM
I have an adorable Cat!

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    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

The Shadow of Korriban

#10
August 20, 2020, 11:49:28 PM
That's a "dawg".
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Verdauga

#11
August 20, 2020, 11:59:42 PM
I know what you're talking about.




Wait, it's gone.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#12
August 21, 2020, 12:04:08 AM
Moa thinks your profile picture is adorable, Verdauga.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#13
August 21, 2020, 12:05:13 AM
Aww, tell her I said thanks!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#14
August 21, 2020, 12:05:49 AM
Will do.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!
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