The Wedding of Cornflower Reguba

[Cornflower MM]

Perfect!

Hmmmmmm. *cups paws around mouth* HEY GUYS! THE RECEPTION'S GONNA BE AT APPLEBEE'S!  DANN AND I WILL MEET YOU THERE.... AND WE'LL BRING THE CAKE!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ooh! Let's all go over there, chaps! *Begins packing socks*

[Verdauga]

Suh-weet! *Takes the cake to Applebee's.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Mm, good idea.

[Kade Rivok]

Imma order one of everything, except for the triple chocolate meltdown.  I'm getting, like, five of those.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ooh, I'll take the same. Care to pay for I, Father?

[Kade Rivok]

You get an allowance.  You pay for your own stuff.  Silly.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah, yes. *Holds up two cents* You pay handsomely, I remember. This took me twenty three years and five days to save.

[Kade Rivok]

You should be grateful.  Back in my day, we didn't have money.  We had sticks, and we had to use the sticks to beat bears and fight off bees to steal their honey just so we could survive for 30 minutes.  Kids these days are so entitled.

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass dances around with her little flower basket

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ahem. *Pulls out book* Do you, Corn, taketh Dann to be thy lawfully wedded husband? Will ye share your joys and pains with him, along with your frying pan?

I do.

Excellent.

Now do you, Dann, taketh Corn to be your bride, to have and to hold, from this day until your last and beyond?

Mm-hmm. I do.

I pronounce ye man and wife. You may kiss. Or not. 

I liked Lassie's ceremony better.

[Cornflower MM]

Suh-weet! *Takes the cake to Applebee's.*

*Looks at Dann sadly* ..... They took the cake. I wonder if I can sneak in and steal the cake without them noticing.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

O_O...they actually kissed each other.

[Cornflower MM]

That we did. I'd happily do it again.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Why?