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[Booklover]

Ah, but the real dangerous one here is the taniwha.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mhmm. 

[Flib Bigboat]

Indeed, but I can also be dangerouser than a taniwha, if required.

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, but the real dangerous one here is the taniwha.

Eh, just give her a foot rub and she's about as dangerous as a kitten.

[Flib Bigboat]

I'm assuming this is from personal experience? Also kittens can be quite dangerous at times.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Indeed, but I can also be dangerouser than a taniwha, if required.

Pfft, doubt it.

Ah, but the real dangerous one here is the taniwha.

Eh, just give her a foot rub and she's about as dangerous as a kitten.

... Humph.

[Booklover]

Would she be more or less dangerous after a foot rub?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Dependz if ye uzed zummat viz zpikez in it...

[Flib Bigboat]

Like a hedgehog or a porcupine?

[Ripred the Gnawer]

  ! I know a secret, but I won't tell any of you. 

[Booklover]

Of course not. It wouldn't be a secret if you told us.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Well, I'm listening to the Song of Durin, and I want to tell the secret, because the dwarves are all singing about how Durin died because of a secret that was awoken. Obviously, I don't want anyone to die.

[Booklover]

In that case, we don't want tou to tell us the secret either.

[Kade Rivok]

I can tell you one thing; it wasn't a Taniwha.

[Flib Bigboat]

! I know a secret, but I won't tell any of you. 

I know something you don't know