LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Verdauga]

But what if Pizza?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Ah yes

pizza

[lass of something much]

YOUR FACE IS...PIZZA

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Blyat, how did you know?

[Verdauga]

*Stares at One-eye.*

*Grabs cleaver.* Hold real st-

*Sees something in the distance and runs.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Shrieks and runs from Verdauga* BACK AWAY!

[Verdauga]

*Looks from around corner.*
Is he gone?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Looks down at self*
*Looks up at Verduaga*
*Looks at cow pie*
*Le scream*

[Verdauga]

*Cautiously approaches Seb.*
Eww, a cow pie. You wouldn't happen to have a cow out, would you?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Laughs at the potential of what I could say back to that*

[Verdauga]

Go ahead. It might be awesome, or it might be an udder failure.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Slaps knee* 

[Verdauga]

*Grins.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Slaps knee* 

What'd that knee ever do to you, huh?

[Verdauga]

It was pulling his leg.