LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Kade Rivok]

I swear to goodness, I will eat you like you eat pizza with pineapples if you don't hush that sort of talk.

[Booklover]

Then I will cut you like I cut pizza.with pineapples.

(That came out more threatening than I intended, but you get the idea.)

[Kade Rivok]

I would've assumed that was just as threatening as you intended, since it involves cutting somebeast up.  But you're far too nice to do something like that.

[Booklover]

What makes you think I'm nice?

[Kade Rivok]

Because you're you.

[Booklover]

Why would that make me nice?

[Kade Rivok]

Because you're you!

[Booklover]

Why would that make me nice?

[Kade Rivok]

Just accept the truth.

[Booklover]

But what if what you think is the truth is false?

[Kade Rivok]

Then you think wrongly.

[Booklover]

Who said I thought anything?

[Kade Rivok]

No one.  We're talking "what if"s here, of course.

[Booklover]

So why did you say that I think wrongly?

[Kade Rivok]

The same reason that you did, I would suspect.