LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Flib Bigboat]

I do, actually, your hair is brown.

[Booklover]

You only have my word for that. And maybe pictures that could have been faked?

[Flib Bigboat]

You never told me, nor have I seen a picture. I simply guessed.

[Booklover]

Surely I've mentioned it at some point.

[Dannflower Reguba]

*Givez everybeazt caffeine patchez zat each are equivalent tae 60 cupz o' coffee*

*Instantly falls into a deep sleep*

@Dannd, you needa kiss Com.

*Laughs in my sleep*

Kids, close your eyes 

[Flib Bigboat]

Sorry, old lad, my eyes are rebelling against your command.

[Cornflower MM]

*Givez everybeazt caffeine patchez zat each are equivalent tae 60 cupz o' coffee*

*Instantly falls into a deep sleep*

@Dannd, you needa kiss Com.

*Laughs in my sleep*

Kids, close your eyes 

*Is waiting*

[Booklover]

*closes one eye, but it's my right eye so I can't see anything further than a couple of metres away clearly* Was going to say 'closes eyes, looks around to make sure no one is looking, opens them, but that doesn't work.

[Kade Rivok]

*Pukes pre-emptively.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*closes one eye, but it's my right eye so I can't see anything further than a couple of metres away clearly* Was going to say 'closes eyes, looks around to make sure no one is looking, opens them, but that doesn't work.

*is closed*

[Booklover]

*shuts the front door, like the horse that won the Gran National a few years ago*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zetz fire tae ze front door, zen hovlz*

[Booklover]

*looks at the moon*

[Kade Rivok]

*The moon looks back.*

[Booklover]

*looks away, because staring is rude*