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[One-Eye the wildcat]

Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
I thought about going on an almond-only diet, but that's just nuts!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? No body knows!

Behold, my collection of jokes.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby can't remember what she was doing so applauds enthusiastically*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I stole those from the Alastorcast stream highlits.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby has no idea what One-Eye just said but keeps clapping anyway*

[lass of something much]

The mods have kidnapped Bram! D:

@Bram the skipper, buddy! Speak to us!

[Captain Wortshire]

And people say that I kidnap people...

[lass of something much]

....They...They do?....

[Kade Rivok]

The mods have kidnapped Bram! D:

@Bram the skipper, buddy! Speak to us!

They already got Bram?  Poor chook didn't even last a day.

[Verdauga]

*Sets down office chair.*

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*Reposts this because an inordinate amount of effort went into it.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Applauds.*

[Verdauga]

Thank you. It's nice to see SOMEBODY appreciates my work.

[Kade Rivok]

And I am certainly somebody.

[Verdauga]

Imdeed

[Kade Rivok]

*Le gasp.*  Such language.

[Verdauga]

So typo.



Wow.