LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[shisteer of nothing much]

I cast FLOAT.

[Kade Rivok]

That would either be "fly" or "feather fall" most likely.

Unless you meant float as in float in the moat where you splashed down.

[Booklover]

Wingardium leviosa.

Don't get why pronunciation matters so much – different accents and centuries would change how people pronounce it.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Flies. Many flies. They drive me up the wall.

[Verdauga]

*Removes the fenestrations from the Cellars*
There. Now it's defenestrated.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you, Verd. Your services are much appreciated.

[Booklover]

Flies. Many flies. They drive me up the wall.

You probably drive them up the wall. Or out of the window.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nope. I wish I could do that.

[Booklover]

Have you tried whacking them with hairbrushes? One of my friends does that with spiders.

Not that I'm advocating for murdering flies or spiders.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I don't know if you've ever seen a fly, Bookie, but they're nowhere near as easy to kill as a spider. They're kinda fast.

[Booklover]

Too fast to see, clearly.

And that means that my advice would lead to fewer deaths of innocent flies.

[Kade Rivok]

Innocent flies?  What a farce.

[Booklover]

Innocent until proven guilty.

[Russa Nodrey]

When it comes to flies, it's the other way around.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.