LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Flib Bigboat]

*Backs snowboard into topic carrying my briefcase from the School topic.*
Glad you asked.
With Patience, Daring, and no small amount of Determin-AAAAHH!

*Slides down the ski slopes backwards.*

What's Determin-aaaah? Sound like the name of some sort of dental floss company. Skarzs must have hired them to take over this topic.

[Booklover]

Oh wow, you're not actually dead! Welcome back!

He was only mostly dead.

[Captain Wortshire]

90% Dead
5% Alive
-7% Ghost
12% Butterscotch Ripple

[Booklover]

Imteresting. So now the question is: is Kade more likely to eat you as a butterscotch ripple or a vaguely human creature?

[Captain Wortshire]

Probably both...

But I would probably taste a bit off from all the shadow/creature DNA I injected myself with over the previous year...

[Booklover]

...right. I'll be sure never to try to eat you.

[Captain Wortshire]

SECURITY! SECURITY! WOooO! WooOOO! WoOOo!

(nervermind)

[Kade Rivok]

*Appears*  ^_^

[Booklover]

*post disappears* Wow! Are you magic, or is it just your fork?

[Captain Wortshire]

It's not locked yet..........

WOooO! WooOOO! WoOOo!

[Booklover]

I think the goal has been rolled over to January 1 2023 (*cue panic at the realisation that it's 2022*).

Makes it a bit harder to play football (soccer, that is), but I'm sure we can manage.

[Captain Wortshire]

*Realizes that this topic has been open since 2020*

...

WHa...

[Booklover]

Yes, that's only a few mon----- oh... Yes. Over a year by now.

Or negative one year, since it still feels like 2019 sometimes.

[Captain Wortshire]

Whelp...

*pulls out a bag of chips and starts munching*

[Flib Bigboat]

Yes, that's only a few mon----- oh... Yes. Over a year by now.

Or negative one year, since it still feels like 2019 sometimes.

The fact that I have seen two years roll by since I first posted in this topic, along with the fact that I can still post in here, is indeed very negative.