LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Matthias720]

That's how language works, Verd!

(And I'd be proud of that, if I were you.)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Gh, thf hnf whthhft vhwfls?

If it's any comfort, autocorrect managed to figure out what most of it meant too. Maybe it's not a very effective way to flunk a test after all.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Juzt rechecked me calendar, ze nev moon iz actually Monday.

I'm mad at myself for nearly-instantly parsing what Teer said in the "1,000 ways to flunk a test" topic

Zat'z 'ov people'z brainz vork- zey look fer patternz und put different zcenez/picturez togezer intae a ztory o' eventz.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mgybh H nhhd th jsk djffdrsnt rhndkm cjnsznwnts dvch thmd.

[The Skarzs]

Mgybh H nhhd th jsk djffdrsnt rhndkm cjnsznwnts dvch thmd.

One of us is having a stroke and I don't know which one of us it is.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ate vone taae many treatz on Chriztmaz, may'apz...?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Probably wanna get that checked out, Skarzs. Seems kinda concerning.

[The Skarzs]

I'n fime

[Matthias720]

Woll thet's goad.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*A meatloaf triez tae vander in, but, bein' a meatloaf, only managez tae flop forvard a vee bit*

[shisteer of nothing much]

You can do it, little buddy! Just a little bit more effort!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze meatloaf managez anozer brief flop*

[The Skarzs]

*Smothers the meatloaf in Sauce™ and consumes it in its entirety* My stroke has been cured.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Alaz poor meatloaf...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Poor little guy. He was doing so well.