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[Verdauga]

Truly, a tale of the ages, full of intrigue, romance, adventure, and friendship;  Timmy and the Spaghetti Sauce Flood-- coming to theaters near you on February 30th 2026

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...In 3D!!!

[Delthion]

*But in the post credits scene a jar of Ragu falls from the top cabinet and shatters on the floor leaving spaghetti sauce clawing it's way toward Timmy's house from fifty miles away leaving room for a sequel that is unfortunately canceled due to lack of corporate interest*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zrovz ze corporate jerkz intae ze auld vell und zen boardz it up again, givin' ze zpaghetti zauce plenty o' toime tae reach zem*

[Delthion]

*The coroporate jerks beg for mercy and agree to create the sequel: "Spaghetti Sauce Flood: Better Call Noah! (Also in 3D!!!!!)"*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, Ah'll let 'em off ze 'ook ziz toime. *Freez zem*

[Delthion]

*The corporate jerks cheer and immediately begin sabotaging the marketing campaign for Spaghetti Sauce Flood: Better Call Noah! (Also in 3D!)*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Throvz zem back intae ze auld vell und boardz it up again, juzt az ze zpahetti zauce reachez ze vell und beginz tae flov doon intae it*

Ach, gave 'em a chaunce- tiz zeir ovn fault zey didnae take it.

[Delthion]

*Spaghetti Sauce Flood: Better Call Noah (Also in 3D!) opens to middling box office success in the first week until word of mouth spreads about a new perfect movie. Soon theaters are struggling to deal with the demand and have to devote every one of their cinemas to showing the spaghetti movie even this is not enough to stem the tide of the movie goers. Several people are killed in the stampedes for tickets.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze ticketz are extremely flattered o'er ziz*

[Delthion]

*The flattered tickets start demanding to be let go for lower prices so they can meet their beloved fans. This increases demand and more casualties, in the form of both theater-goers and theaters, ensue.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Meanvhoile, on ze internet zome people 'ad begun diztributin' pirated copiez o' ze movie, vhich furzer added tae ze chaoz*

[Delthion]

*The chaos in question was again due to the devoted fans. They took the pirated copies and set them on fire along with the perpetrators of such a heinous crime, however, most of the piraters simply died from shame of their dastardly deeds. The authorities thanked the fans for their efforts to preserve the sanctity of the film and life began returning to normal.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*...Or itz uzual, in any caze. Life iz rarely normal*

[Delthion]

*Life returned to something it considered normal, with insane things happening all over but generally canceling out to be normal*