LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Kade Rivok]

*Dances.*

[Verdauga]

*Conducts.*

*The music!*

[Kade Rivok]

This is my stage, darling.  You best grab your train whistle and make tracks out of here, 'cause there's only one DJ this place needs and that's me.

[Verdauga]

If yer dancin' laddie, then you aren't DJ'ing.

[Kade Rivok]

Dancing is an art of DJ'ing, if you're good enough 

[Booklover]

I'll take your word for it.

[Verdauga]

I guess the big question is whether DJ Grooves is wearing heels or skates.

[Booklover]

But is that the ultimate question?

[Verdauga]

I'd imagine the ultimate question is what you've done with your life on earth once you die, so...... nah?

[Booklover]

Depends if it's the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything or not. It'd have to be a question with the answer of 42. And that's assuming that the Question isn't 'What do you get if you multiply six by nine?'.

[Verdauga]

Oh! Oh! If you multiply six by nine you get LIV!

[Kade Rivok]

I guess the big question is whether DJ Grooves is wearing heels or skates.

Platform heelys.

[Booklover]

No, that's what you get if you multiply VI by IX. (When you aren't doing algebra and getting I^2VX)

[Verdauga]

I guess the big question is whether DJ Grooves is wearing heels or skates.

Platform heelys.

. . . that makes sense actually. I dunno whether to be scared or horrified.

No, that's what you get if you multiply VI by IX. (When you aren't doing algebra and getting I^2VX)

VI and IX is simply Roman numerics for 6 and 9, so I am really correct.

[Booklover]

By adding one line, how do you make the Roman numeral IX into six?