LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Flib Bigboat]

*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*

Do you know other Brits who do it, or is it just Booklover?

Jet used to do it all the time.

Also, someone (Flib?) called me ma'am and I feel OLD. Not even the kids I teach call me ma'am. My soul shriveled up and climbed up my throat as I read that. *Am being overly dramatic, it felt really weird but it's fine XD

It was me. Here in Lockaridge we call anyone your age marm. Tis a sign of respect, and after all you are a mod, we ought to respect you. 

[Kade Rivok]

I'm trying!

..... *Raises eyebrow*

Is... is there s- something wrong, marm?

[Booklover]

Here in Lockaridge we call anyone your age marm. Tis a sign of respect, and after all you are a mod, we ought to respect you. 

Doesn't mean we will.

[Flib Bigboat]

You don't have to, only if you live in Lockaridge. And you don't otherwise I would have seen you before.

[Booklover]

I might be invisible most of the time.

And shouldn't everyone respect the mods?

[Flib Bigboat]

Yup. Except in the counting thread where we are against them.
And it makes sense if you're invisible because lately there has been various unexplained happenings around here, like someone walking around in the attic and there's nobody there.

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, yeah, sorry 'bout that.

[Booklover]

Oh no, the invisible chipmunkotterbadger!

[Flib Bigboat]

No fair! Kade, we thought we had a real ghost in our attic and it was you all the time?

[Kade Rivok]

I could be a ghost, you don't know.

[Flib Bigboat]

This one isn't a Kade ghost, it's probably the neighborhood cat again.

[Booklover]

Kade probably has been a ghost at some point.

[Flib Bigboat]

He can't have traveled here yet then.

[Booklover]

Why not? Ghosts can float.

[Flib Bigboat]

In the shape of a cat? Because I swear I heard a hissing noise up there.