LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Cornflower MM]

But-but I'm not that old D: I'm only 18!

Ancient.

You're older than me! SO THERE!

[Kade Rivok]

There there 

[Russa Nodrey]

Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I agree. It's very sad. I could do with a little brother.

@lass of something much The incident I mentioned took place a while ago. Fear not, he still has hair.

[shisteer of nothing much]

It's just skillz. 
(I'm learning how to imitate other folks too.)

Can you imitate me?

Perhaps. But I'm still learning. You are a little harder to imitate (no offense), but that's because I've never read the Hitchhiker books so I can't always be referencing to them like you do.

Naturally.

You would make a great sister.

(As Lass has adopted Rippy as her younger forum sister, she's also adopted me because I'm Rip's older sister. You're Lass's sister, so I'm your sister too.)

The trick is to just tell people not to trust ducks.

[Russa Nodrey]

^^^Yes.

[Captain Wortshire]

Birds are smarter than they look...

[Kade Rivok]

*Le gasp.*

[lass of something much]

Birds are smarter than they look...

As a bird lover, and keeper, I wholeheartedly agree.

Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I agree. It's very sad. I could do with a little brother.

@lass of something much The incident I mentioned took place a while ago. Fear not, he still has hair.

Oh good XD

[shisteer of nothing much]

Birds are smarter than they look...

Yep!

[Russa Nodrey]

Birds are smarter than they look...

*Is secretly a bird* Perhaps.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is secretly not a bird* Maybe.

[Booklover]

*is publically not a bird* I have nothing to say on this matter.

[Cornflower MM]

Quack quack- I mean, what?

[Booklover]

Actually, I do have something to say: birds shouldn't all be lumped together. That's animal cruelty. Penguins are cool (figuratively and literally, I suppose), other birds... are not. No comment on what particular species those are.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Penguins (may they live forever) are, indeed, amazing.