LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Cornflower MM]

I think they rolled themselves down that hallway. *Points* Bring one back for me?

[Russa Nodrey]

Hire a body double to take the classes for you.

I know someone who could do that. Her prices are very low, too.

Well, there ya go!

I could hire my brothers to do the work for me if I wanted, but they'd never agree, and as they haven't done it recently, for a lot of it it would be better for me to do it since I'll know the material better than they would. Things they can do easily I can also do easily, for most of it, and if I find it hard it would be better for me to actually learn it.

Education is important. Hiring someone else to do work for you just prevents you from ever doing it. In the long run, it is better to pay attention and work hard.

....I guess that means I don't get the job?

[Booklover]

Don't you mean your friend doesn't get it?

[Verdauga]

WA....

KA-POW!

*Sends a rolling chair flying back into the topic.*

[Booklover]

*jumps on the chair*

Roblox Chair Racing was a great game, back in the day...

[Russa Nodrey]

Don't you mean your friend doesn't get it?

Oh, right, my friend doesn't get the job. It's quite unfortunate, she needed the extra money to bribe the judge in her upcoming trial for arson. Oh well....

[Flib Bigboat]

(She's my friend too.)

[Russa Nodrey]

(Awww. :') )

[Flib Bigboat]

(And yours?)

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass paints the floor with melted icecream

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the melted ice-cream oozes into the broom cupboard*

[Booklover]

(If the broom cupboard is the Lass cupboard, and Lass was painting with melted ice-cream, won't it already be in the broom cupboard?)

[Kade Rivok]

Don't you mean your friend doesn't get it?

Oh, right, my friend doesn't get the job. It's quite unfortunate, she needed the extra money to bribe the judge in her upcoming trial for arson. Oh well....

Your friend sounds pretty lit.  Must throw some fire parties, huh?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Desperately tries to come up with a pun, but can't* Occasionally.

[Booklover]

Terrible crime, that, being unable to think of puns. What should your punishment be? Whether or not I deserve a greater punishment for bad puns is irrelevant.