LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

You'll have to write a description better than Brian Jacques to convince me of that.

A dezcription better zan Brian Jacques tae convince me o' zat.

Zere, Ah vrote it.

[Flib Bigboat]

*Begins scarfing down scones.*

*Steals all the un-scarfed-down scones and wolfs them down, because scarfing takes too long*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Bohemian Catzody beginz playin'*

[Booklover]

*Begins scarfing down scones.*

*begins hatting down scones*

You'll have to write a description better than Brian Jacques to convince me of that.

A dezcription better zan Brian Jacques tae convince me o' zat.

Zere, Ah vrote it.

...You know I know you know I know you know (and so on) what I meant, but I guess I have to accept it?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

[Cornflower MM]

*Bohemian Catzody beginz playin'*

Y'know last time I was in this thread we were poisoning each other. I much prefer this.

[Booklover]

It won't last. Someone's going to spike the custard with iocane powder.

[Kade Rivok]

Well that would be rude.

[Booklover]

It would be. Good thing we know to avoid the custard... unless it was the custard creams, but I think that those will only turn you into canaries.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zere'z alzae Fizh fingerz in cuztard.

[Booklover]

*guiltily removes fingers from the custard* (why I'd have fingers in the custard I don't know. So it's exactly the sort of thing that'd happen here)

[lass of something much]

Child...Why..

[Booklover]

I'm older than you!

[lass of something much]

AND YET I AM CLEARLY LESS PRONE TO CUSTARD FINGERING. SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU, DOESN'T IT!

[Kade Rivok]

Says a lot about your face.