LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[shisteer of nothing much]

What are you talking about? *backs slowly into nearby dark and foreboding fortress*

[Verdauga]

*Pulls out my lantern* Hey, it's dark in there; I'll come with, so you can see.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, no. I wouldn't want to bother you. The truth is, I have this, see? *pulls out a handy stick and sets fire to the end of it* I'll be fine. Besides, taniwha are good at seeing in the dark.

[Verdauga]

No, no, it'd be my pleasure. I haven't been in this place yet, and I love to explore.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, uh... so sorry. I'd love to show you around but I'm terribly busy at the moment. *dashes inside and closes the door*

[Verdauga]

*Teleports inside* Hey, I think you accidentally knocked the door closed with your tail. It:s a good thing I can teleport, right?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah-hahaha, yeah! Such a relief. *shifts paws awkwardly*

[Verdauga]

Oop! Careful there! Looks like this is a laser alarm system. *Shines lantern aloft*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, yeah it is. Don't worry, though. It's only be set off by warmblooded creatures.

[Matthias720]

So I apparently haven't viewed this topic since April 2021. O_O

I am NOT reading 282 pages to get caught up.

[Verdauga]

At 7495 posts, we're close to getting it locked.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Halfway there. It's definitely achievable.

[The Skarzs]

That depends. Am I a worrisome person?

Your puns are worrisome

[Verdauga]

Oh, yeah it is. Don't worry, though. It's only be set off by warmblooded creatures.

Ahmmm, makes sense. Almost seems like it's specifically built to allow you to pass, but no one else. Pretty cool! Is this your cave?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Random Zlugz ztart makin' zpooky muzic*