LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, yeah it is. Don't worry, though. It's only be set off by warmblooded creatures.

Ahmmm, makes sense. Almost seems like it's specifically built to allow you to pass, but no one else. Pretty cool! Is this your cave?

It is. Hold on a second, I've got some things to do, then I'll turn the lasers off and you can have a look around.

[Verdauga]

*Is already walking through the lasers. Oddly, they seem to bend and split around my body, not being broken by my passing through, and the alarms do not trip.*

Hmm? Oh, no need. I learned how to deal with a few of my own over the years.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, how convenient. I guess I'll leave them on then. What do you want to look at first?

[Verdauga]

Do you have any enclosures of dangerous creatures?! I haven't been to the zoo in ages!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nothing particularly interesting, unless you want to count the hungry sharks in the backyard.

[The Skarzs]

*Is already walking through the lasers. Oddly, they seem to bend and split around my body, not being broken by my passing through, and the alarms do not trip.*

Hmm? Oh, no need. I learned how to deal with a few of my own over the years.

SORCERY AND WITCHCRAFT, BURN HIM

[Verdauga]

Nothing particularly interesting, unless you want to count the hungry sharks in the backyard.

Sure!

*Is already walking through the lasers. Oddly, they seem to bend and split around my body, not being broken by my passing through, and the alarms do not trip.*

Hmm? Oh, no need. I learned how to deal with a few of my own over the years.

SORCERY AND WITCHCRAFT, BURN HIM

They tried that back in Salem. I'm blessed to have good health insurance

[shisteer of nothing much]

*heads for the backyard, pausing to type quickly into a computer on the way past*

[Verdauga]

*Does not notice.* Woo! Hungry sharks!

[shisteer of nothing much]

You can feed 'em, if you want. Just grab a fish and chuck it in. The one on the left is George, middle one's Harry and that little one with red eyes is Skarlet.

[The Skarzs]

They tried that back in Salem. I'm blessed to have good health insurance

Life insurance fraud is punishable by a major fine and even prison. I shall resurrect the dead prosecutors so justice may prevail.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Odour in ze court!

[Verdauga]

They tried that back in Salem. I'm blessed to have good health insurance

Life insurance fraud is punishable by a major fine and even prison. I shall resurrect the dead prosecutors so justice may prevail.

I didn't say life insurance. I said health insurance.

You can feed 'em, if you want. Just grab a fish and chuck it in. The one on the left is George, middle one's Harry and that little one with red eyes is Skarlet.

Wait, they moved while you were talking! Uh-- Uh-- *Takes a fish and chucks it in*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the fish attempts to swim away, but is quickly snatched up and eaten by Harry. The other two sharks wait their turn*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Are any o' zem young'unz, ye ken a...

Spoiler

Baby Zhark...?

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