An Alien Invasion, Y'all!

[Verdauga]

Hmm. Radio must be on the fritz again. *Unplugs it.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Fires the mega-guns*

*Mega-guns ask for severance pay after being fired.*

*Their request is politely declined*

[Kade Rivok]

*Mega-guns file a class action lawsuit against Russalien.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Fires the mega-guns*

*Mega-guns ask for severance pay after being fired.*

*Gives them a sliver of pie*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Mega-guns file a class action lawsuit against Russalien.*

*Moves to Uzbekistan to escape the law*

[Kade Rivok]

Woo!  Aliens defeated!

[Captain Wortshire]

D̷e̶f̷e̶a̷t̴i̵n̸g̷ ̷a̴l̷i̸e̵n̴s̴ ̸a̴r̷e̸ ̸n̴i̸c̵e̶ ̷a̴n̵d̴ ̴a̶l̴l̸,̸ ̷b̸u̷t̷ ̸t̸h̷e̸r̸e̴'̷s̵ ̵k̵i̷n̸d̶ ̷o̸f̷ ̷a̵ ̴t̶h̴r̸e̵e̶ ̵w̷a̶y̷ ̸p̷o̴w̵e̴r̸ ̴s̴t̶r̸u̴g̸g̷l̶e̷ ̵b̶a̴c̵k̷ ̷o̵n̶ ̵E̸a̷r̴t̶h̷ ̵r̸i̶g̸h̴t̷ ̷n̸o̷w̸.̶.̸.̶
̶
̷S̵o̵o̸o̴o̸.̸.̷.̶

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

You mean the whole shadow/cyborg/dung beetle thing?

[Captain Wortshire]

*shrugs*

M̷o̷r̵e̶ ̴o̸r̶ ̶l̴e̸s̵s̵.̷.̷

(̵W̸a̵i̵t̶ ̶a̸ ̶m̷i̵n̴u̴t̷e̵.̶.̷.̵
̷
̴H̵o̶w̵ ̴d̸i̴d̵ ̴I̷ ̸s̴h̷r̴u̶g̴?̸
̴
̸I̶ ̷d̸o̷n̴'̴t̵ ̴e̴v̷e̸n̷ ̷h̶a̴v̵e̶ ̶a̵n̷y̸ ̵a̶r̴m̴s̸!̴)̴

[lass of something much]

*Helpfully attaches arms to Al's system*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Disarms it*

[Captain Wortshire]

*shrugs*

O̵h̵ ̸w̸e̸l̴l̴,̶ ̸I̸ ̵d̴i̷d̵n̸'̶t̴ ̶w̶a̸n̵t̵ ̷a̸r̷m̵s̶ ̷a̷n̸y̶w̶a̶y̴s̸.̷.̸.̸
̶
̴(̷D̴i̵d̶ ̶I̶ ̵j̸u̷s̵t̵ ̶s̴h̷r̴u̵g̷ ̶a̶g̴a̵i̵n̶?̸)̸

[lass of something much]

I'm sorry...

[Verdauga]

To be fair, all you need to shrug are shoulders or something serving as them.

[Captain Wortshire]

E̵x̶a̶c̸t̷l̴y̸.̵ ̴I̴ ̷d̷o̵n̵'̴t̶ ̸e̵v̴e̷n̴ ̸h̷a̴v̸e̵ ̶s̶h̸o̶u̴l̶d̵e̴r̴s̴.̸.̴.̴
̶
̶M̴a̴y̵b̵e̷ ̵m̴y̵ ̶Z̸e̷r̶o̸-̴P̴o̶i̸n̸t̸-̷E̵n̵e̴r̸g̵y̷ ̵P̷o̴i̸n̸t̸e̸r̷s̴?̶


*shrugs*