An Alien Invasion, Y'all!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev arrives commanding the 501st legion*  TO WAR!!!. *The attack begins*  *Sheev and his pals brutally murder thousands of alien lifeforms*

[Scott McLamok]

*Scott runs in with the 104th wolfpack*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass feels the last of her breath escape her lungs, she gasped for air, but there was no air to be gasped. The blood rushed to Lass's head, her little heart pounded in her chest, the little infant felt extreme pain in her head, then nothing. Nothing at all.

[Scott McLamok]

(Welp)
*Grabs a jetpack and flies to infinity and not quite beyond*

[lass of something much]

(Welp? Welp what?)

[Verdauga]

(Welp)
*Grabs a jetpack and flies to infinity and not quite beyond*

(Good one. )
*Walks in, revitalizes Lass, and walks out.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Summons Mjolnir and smashes through a spaceship as the aliens begin to rain fire down on the forum members*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Picks up a military grade flamethrower and fuel tank and starts burning aliens*

AaAaAaAaAaAaaaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa

[Kade Rivok]

*Yells rude things at the aliens, making them sad.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*An alien's heart is broken. Said alien throws a blubbery duck-shaped thing at Kade's head* Gluh-bak!

[Kade Rivok]

...Food?  *Eats whatever was thrown at him.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hope that wasn't a bomb or something. 0.o What does it taste like?

[Kade Rivok]

Sorta like one of my salads.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yuck.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Sorta like one of my salads.

Meaning it was an incendiary grenade.