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An Alien Invasion, Y'all!

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Sebias of Redwall

#15
September 12, 2020, 09:12:39 PM
*Alien Number 1# bobs his head up and down in an amused manner, trilling again* *Alien Number 2# glances around for signs of pursuit*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#16
September 12, 2020, 09:15:40 PM
* Infant Lass manages to do it
I did it! I did it!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#17
September 12, 2020, 09:18:03 PM
Glah-gleh! *Alien number 1# trills again*

A tall, slim, tree-like with broad shoulders guards the ramp that leads to one of the ships. His five eyes blink as he looks down at the trio* Haralg?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#18
September 12, 2020, 09:25:45 PM
* Infant Lass gives them cookies that Scott gave her
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#19
September 12, 2020, 09:37:07 PM
*Ghost Jarky frowns at the aliens* Hello. What are you doing?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#20
September 12, 2020, 09:39:53 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 12, 2020, 09:25:45 PM
* Infant Lass gives them cookies that Scott gave her
*The massive alien slowly eats one*

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 12, 2020, 09:37:07 PM
*Ghost Jarky frowns at the aliens* Hello. What are you doing?
*Alien with a star-shaped head turns to Jarky* Who is in charge here. We search.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#21
September 12, 2020, 09:42:25 PM
Chaos!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#22
September 12, 2020, 09:43:35 PM
Where is this "Chaos"?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#23
September 12, 2020, 09:44:53 PM
Evywhere!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#24
September 12, 2020, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 09:39:53 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 12, 2020, 09:37:07 PM
*Ghost Jarky frowns at the aliens* Hello. What are you doing?
*Alien with a star-shaped head turns to Jarky* Who is in charge here. We search.
Oh, well that's rather interesting. Hmmm... *Ghost Jarky concentrates* Is that better? Well, I'm not in charge, but I can help you find something or other. Also, you missed out a question mark. I know you're aliens, but it's annoying me.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#25
September 12, 2020, 10:03:01 PM
*Fliez in in 'iz Yorik-et, Yaret-Kor'o blaztin' ze invaderz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Captain Wortshire

#26
September 12, 2020, 10:29:21 PM


Well, well, well...

What have we here fatties...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

#27
September 13, 2020, 01:37:03 AM
* Infant Lass cries because she was called fattie
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#28
September 13, 2020, 03:30:07 AM
*Emperor Sebias sends a legion of troops and anti-air-craft-guns*

What do y'all want? Peace or war?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#29
September 13, 2020, 08:37:13 AM
Ignoring me? Interesting. Mortals are so strange.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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