An Alien Invasion, Y'all!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

So, tell me. Where does it hurt the most? Leg?
*Slams a crowbar into the prisoner's leg*
Head?
*Does the same to the head, and this continues for a while, until I realize I never asked a question.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

O_O Who are you doing this to?

[lass of something much]

*Pulls out his revolver* We have an Imposter among us!

*Steps up* I am actually an alien....I always have been....Shapeshifter, remember? Though, my original form was an otter-squirrel...Are-...Are you going to dispose of me too....? O.O

[One-Eye the wildcat]

O_O Who are you doing this to?

That one guest.

[lass of something much]

Uhhhhhhh.....Ouch

[Scott McLamok]

*Pulls out his revolver* We have an Imposter among us!

*Steps up* I am actually an alien....I always have been....Shapeshifter, remember? Though, my original form was an otter-squirrel...Are-...Are you going to dispose of me too....? O.O

Nah...

[lass of something much]

*Gets flooded with relief. Slowly sinks to the ground at Scotts' feetpaws*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Lass is safe. Kade kinda sus ngl

[Kade Rivok]

You just want an excuse to say "sus" 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Why yes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Blaztz more invaderz in 'iz Yorik-et; Hovlz*

[Evie]

*looks at aliens*

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Hah!  )

[Kade Rivok]

What do y'all think aliens taste like?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Chicken.