Petition to make Corn headbutting her keyboard an official language

Started by Captain Tammo, September 19, 2020, 01:45:10 AM

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Captain Tammo

September 19, 2020, 01:45:10 AM
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What you see here, dear reader, are examples of a poetic and deeply complex new language that is emerging: Corn Headbutting Her Keyboard and Posting the Result -- or Cornspeak for short. It has only recently emerged, yet in the short time it's been known, it has baffled linguists to no end with how rich and compact seemingly lengthy sentences can be compacted into such patterns, yet still evoke such emotion as this!

This art form must be preserved and studied. One great way of encouraging such learning of Cornspeak is to make its use recognized by the CORRUPT AND EVIL RULERS -- erm, ahem -- the forum staff as an official forum language. If you are interested, please sign our petition and take one cookie from the cookie jar on your way out. Thank you.
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

lass of something much

#1
September 19, 2020, 01:53:28 AM
Wouldn't it be Cornboard smash?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Cornflower MM

#2
September 19, 2020, 01:59:07 AM
Oh, but you forgot the first ones:

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Also "the Cornboard smash" sounds like a party dance and I wanna do it.

lass of something much

#3
September 19, 2020, 02:09:07 AM
XD

Yeeesssss ;D
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#4
September 19, 2020, 02:10:37 AM
Where do I sign?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Tammo

#5
September 19, 2020, 02:39:01 AM
Oof, cornboard smash sounds WAAAAY better. Hmmm... I'm gonna need more petitions...
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

One-Eye the wildcat

#6
September 19, 2020, 02:43:48 AM
Okay, I'm in.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#7
September 19, 2020, 09:05:26 AM
YESSSSSSS
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#8
September 19, 2020, 09:19:33 AM
Yes! This is a beautiful thing!

Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 19, 2020, 01:59:07 AM
Oh, but you forgot the first ones:

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jkitrfolkj uh

Also "the Cornboard smash" sounds like a party dance and I wanna do it.
When you figure it out, you should teach me.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Tinarandel

#9
September 19, 2020, 09:24:14 AM
Okay, I am definitely signing because this has made me laugh way too hard.  :D Harder than I should at 1:00 in the morning, in fact. Count me in!
"Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed." ~Terry Goodkind.

lass of something much

#10
September 19, 2020, 12:10:57 PM
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𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#11
September 19, 2020, 11:37:30 PM
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The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ebantu the Kararehe

#12
September 20, 2020, 04:52:11 AM
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Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#13
September 20, 2020, 05:52:29 AM
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𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

#14
September 20, 2020, 06:08:10 AM
I'm, uh... I'm not gonna partake in this particular language.  I don't want to damage my laptop's keyboard with my large head....
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