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Villain-Con 2020 (Heroes Sux)

Started by Captain Wortshire, October 02, 2020, 11:33:38 PM

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Captain Wortshire

#30
October 05, 2020, 07:17:33 PM
*points scythe at Ghost Jarky*

Unless you have a worthwhile input for the discussion, just shut up...

(Why did I not see this coming...)
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#31
October 07, 2020, 12:43:39 AM
*Babysits Macabre*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#32
October 07, 2020, 12:47:07 AM
AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRG

*slams face on table*

*rearranges papers*

Discussion Point #6: Vacations, Villains need their breaks.
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#33
October 07, 2020, 12:48:45 AM
So Macabre, why don't I read you a story? And after that you must be getting to bed, see, it's already 5:00pm!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#34
October 07, 2020, 01:02:39 AM
*stares blankly*

Gigasher, get me a blood vodka...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#35
October 07, 2020, 01:40:14 AM
No, you're too young for that. Come have a milkshake.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#36
October 07, 2020, 01:47:37 AM
*_*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Jarky Thistlebrush

#37
October 07, 2020, 02:35:52 AM
*Gives Macabre a strawberry milkshake* Drink up.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ebantu the Kararehe

#38
October 07, 2020, 03:15:08 AM
*giggles*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

One-Eye the wildcat

#39
October 07, 2020, 03:17:06 AM
I'll take the blood vodka.

As for vacations, I recommend a nice trip to the Bahamas. They've got everything you need to relax there.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#40
October 07, 2020, 03:18:14 AM
Babysits One-Eye too* Now, give me that blood vodka. Instead have a nice, fresh broccoli smoothie!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#41
October 07, 2020, 03:18:51 AM
Finally some real input

*writes it down*

While this is being discussed, is we don't want the warn weather, we can always go to Siberia.

*Gigasher eats the milkshake, cup and all*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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One-Eye the wildcat

#42
October 07, 2020, 03:20:47 AM
Yes. Siberia is also a good place to send a captured hero. Send them to the gulags.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Captain Wortshire

#43
October 07, 2020, 03:22:00 AM
Good idea!

Discussion Point #7: What to do with captured heroes.
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Jarky Thistlebrush

#44
October 07, 2020, 03:22:15 AM Last Edit: October 07, 2020, 03:27:23 AM by Jarky Thistlebrush
Gigasher, that was for Macabre! Go sit in the naughty corner. Macabre, One-Eye, bed time! You need to come brush your teeth. *Leads Macabre and One-Eye to the bathroom*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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