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Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, October 03, 2020, 12:36:00 AM

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Dotti Dillworthy

#15
October 03, 2020, 05:29:52 PM
*dibbun Dotti spots a stray cookie on the floor, picks up and splits it for Lass, then proceeds to chew the remaining part*

lass of something much

#16
October 03, 2020, 06:43:44 PM
T'anku, Dokki!
* Infant Lass sinks her tiny baby fangs into the cookie
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#17
October 04, 2020, 12:12:16 AM
STOP THIS! Now, come sit down on these chairs. I'll read you a story.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Dotti Dillworthy

#18
October 04, 2020, 04:30:25 AM
*dibbun Dotti walks onto the nearest kiddie chair and sits on it*

Jarky Thistlebrush

#19
October 04, 2020, 05:52:08 AM
NO! *Hovers Dotti off the chair, explodes it and all others like like it with lightning, and replaces them with these:*
Spoiler

...
Erm.
I'm sure that you infants will find these chairs much more comfortable, eh? *Tries at a calming grin* Now, which story should we read?
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The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ebantu the Kararehe

#20
October 04, 2020, 07:14:45 AM
*Infant Ebby was hiding under the chair, but now peeps out and whispers* Meet the Parents. 'S funny.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#21
October 04, 2020, 09:00:59 AM
Okay then, Ebantu. Now, just come sit on this big comfy chair! Unfortunately I  am not in possession of this book you speak of, so I shall have to improvise.
*Whispers to Jarky* I really am trying, you know.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

#22
October 04, 2020, 09:23:20 AM
*Passes GJ the aforementioned book* You're doing great, just maybe be a little quieter, I could hear you from two blocks away..
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#23
October 04, 2020, 12:33:07 PM
*Teenage Verdauga comes in, slams the front door closed, and stomps up the stairs to his room, where he slams yet another door.*

*Loud rook music starts.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

#24
October 04, 2020, 12:55:39 PM
O.O


...Rook...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#25
October 04, 2020, 01:11:25 PM
(Rock music. Not "Rook")
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Dotti Dillworthy

#26
October 04, 2020, 01:36:43 PM
Yer de rukk o' ah-urr chizz se', Vahdohgah sah!

Sebias of Redwall

#27
October 04, 2020, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 04, 2020, 12:33:07 PM
*Teenage Verdauga comes in, slams the front door closed, and stomps up the stairs to his room, where he slams yet another door.*

*Loud rock music starts.*
*Shakes from the sound vibrations*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Dotti Dillworthy

#28
October 04, 2020, 07:11:45 PM
*puts in earplugs as dibbun Dotti gathers a mini chess set to play*

Jarky Thistlebrush

#29
October 04, 2020, 09:20:28 PM
*Encases Verdauga in a soundproof lightning cage* *Hovers everyone else onto their chairs*
Oops. I seem to have dropped the book into Verdauga's lightning cage. Thanks anyway, Kass!
*Clears throat* Meet the parents, by, well, me.
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The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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