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Ghost Jarky's Babysitting Service

Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, October 03, 2020, 12:36:00 AM

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Ripred the Gnawer

#195
November 09, 2020, 10:13:15 PM
*Recovers from shock and glares at Ghost Jarky*
GJ no be good, hur alla uverz. Me gonna hep. Me gonna make im dead wid a lodda fiyow.
*Effortlessy sends a sheet of fire toward GJ which leaves his ghost sheets burned and completely ruined*
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Ebantu the Kararehe

#196
November 10, 2020, 03:09:47 AM Last Edit: November 10, 2020, 07:19:42 AM by Ebantu the Kararehe
*Infant Ebby peeks out from behind Kade's footpaw* It's a she. Also, how did you learn such good firebendin'?
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#197
November 10, 2020, 06:08:00 AM
*Smokes for a few seconds, then recovers*
KASS! WE HAVE A FIREBENDER! PLEASE HELP!
Hazel, that was not nicey. Honestly, kids these days. *Turns to ask Jarky for help, then realises she's a dibbun* ARGH! I really do try, you know. *Levitates Hazel into the naughty corner in a cloud of lightning*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ripred the Gnawer

#198
November 10, 2020, 08:35:39 PM
*Sends a fire dagger shooting toward GJ*
Well, you no be nicey eedur. Tho thew!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#199
November 10, 2020, 08:37:41 PM
At least she isn't a bloodbender
Says a disembodied voice.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#200
November 10, 2020, 08:47:09 PM
*Scowls in direction of voice*
Me do beez a bludbendow. Me cummin ta getchu! Betta wachowt.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#201
November 10, 2020, 08:55:06 PM
AAAAAAGGHHH*muffled screams*
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#202
November 10, 2020, 09:03:18 PM
*Laughs evilly*

MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me getted yoo all thcawed now. Me goo at maykin ya thcawed.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#203
November 10, 2020, 09:05:30 PM
She gets hit in the stomach with a sling stone.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#204
November 10, 2020, 09:08:51 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 10, 2020, 09:05:30 PM
She gets hit in the stomach with a sling stone.
Wait, who does?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#205
November 10, 2020, 09:11:40 PM
Dibbun hazel
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#206
November 10, 2020, 09:14:40 PM
*Rolls eyes*
Thonth downt hur ME! Mebbe day hur oo, bu' no me.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#207
November 10, 2020, 09:23:50 PM
You hear a crash of shattering pots from the kitchen then a cry of pain
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ripred the Gnawer

#208
November 10, 2020, 09:35:59 PM
Thumbeetht got hurded. Ith funee acuz me fink they beez all deaded up. Heeheehee! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

WorshipTiria

#209
November 10, 2020, 09:39:16 PM
a slingstone flies from the kitchen, barely missing Hazel's face.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray
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