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Ghost Jarky's Babysitting Service

Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, October 03, 2020, 12:36:00 AM

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Flib Bigboat

*groans* Here we go again... *gets ready for the final Pizza Battle* I hope I don't die.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
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Ripred the Gnawer

Don't worry, the pizza is just going to melt if anyone firebends so we are pretty safe.
*Sends streams of fire out the window and burns the approaching pizza truck*
See?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Verdauga

*Turns the firestreams into water.*
Stahp.
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

Ripred the Gnawer

Won't!
*Repeates firebending action*
What brand of pizza is it, anyway?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Booklover

No idea. It has pineapple on it, though.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Ripred the Gnawer

'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Booklover

Possibly, but I think a lot of it is vegetarian. Have to be inclusive, see.

There's some dumpster juice pizza with a side of mod custard, though.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

*Swirls Hazel's fire around the pizza truck.*
I paid for those pizzas with my own money and I'm gonna hold you indebt if you destroy them. Plus I'll take you to court for murder if the deliverer dies.
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

Ripred the Gnawer

The deliverer is immortal, or else how could it deliver so many pizzas without getting murdered by unsatisfied or impersonated customers? (By impersonated, I mean if somebeast made a prank order)
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Ripred the Gnawer

'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Kade Rivok

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Verdauga

I have two for you. Three if you make Hazel stop terrorizing the poor pizza deliveryman.
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

Kade Rivok

Hazel, please don't make me eat you along with my pizzas.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

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