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Flib Bigboat

#495
January 01, 2021, 05:18:47 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 01, 2021, 03:33:03 AM
I have two for you. Three if you make Rip stop terrorizing the poor pizza deliveryman.
Please, sister dear, have pity on the poor guy. Isn't it bad enough for him that he has to be immortal?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ripred the Gnawer

#496
January 04, 2021, 11:06:01 PM
He doesn't care. All he can do is hate.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Russa Nodrey

#497
January 07, 2021, 11:51:56 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 31, 2020, 10:11:26 PM
Possibly, but I think a lot of it is vegetarian. Have to be inclusive, see.

There's some dumpster juice pizza with a side of mod custard, though.
D:
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

#498
January 08, 2021, 07:44:59 AM
Yum, I'll have some of that.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Booklover

#499
January 08, 2021, 09:16:44 AM
Help! Jarky's insane!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#500
January 08, 2021, 06:38:29 PM
So are we all. At least in the Cellars.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#501
January 08, 2021, 07:35:15 PM
(I had intended to put something more than that, but I think I had an English lesson.)

More insane than average.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#502
January 09, 2021, 01:00:51 AM
Yes, wasn't that clear already?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

#503
January 09, 2021, 10:30:50 AM
Well, uh, ya see... It kinda....Okay byyee! *Jogs off down the beach*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

#504
January 09, 2021, 01:40:38 PM
Hey wait for me! *tears after Lass*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#505
January 09, 2021, 01:43:33 PM
*Starts running backward*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

#506
January 09, 2021, 01:45:35 PM
*crashes into Lass* Ow help!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#507
January 09, 2021, 01:47:46 PM
(No, I ment I was running forward still, just facing you too)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

#508
January 09, 2021, 01:52:28 PM
*is hurt* Imma just stay here and die. *is unconcious*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#509
January 11, 2021, 03:07:37 AM
*Runs over to Flib and checks her heart beat*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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